fake news?

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26 Comments

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 54 pts · 1y (6 replies)

They imply the existence of agirls, igirls (Apple's trademark), ogirls, ugirls.

Mac@mander.xyz · 25 pts · 1y (1 reply)

And agirls implies the existence of cis-girls, which is obviously self-contradictory as girls dont exist.

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 16 pts · 1y

Proof by contradiction

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I'm guessing a girls are people who aren't girls, ogirls are cis girls, and ugirls are underrated girls? Also, don't forget about ygirls!

socsa@piefed.social · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yandere girls?

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I actually hadn't decided, but I like it!

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y

Idk, im an agender girl so agirl makes sense for me :3

Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 36 pts · 1y

Real girls are a liberal lie. If they exist how come I’ve never spoken to one?!

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 23 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Girls are just an AI hallucination.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Real 😣

Klear@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Hallucination!

thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I know a couple IRL girls

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I do too. They're named me and myself.

Valmond@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Totally not Jessica.

socialpankakemix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

lucky

thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Very

ThelittleDoe@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

Eeeeeeee

kewwwi@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

delulus

BluesF@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Hi it's me a physical girl. I'd like to complete my transition to fully ethereal but it's a hard road.

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I can sell you some soul unbinding scrolls to help speed up the transition.

BluesF@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Oh yes my friend, let me taste that sweet sweet void

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Here you go.

The price is half a demon horn in powder form plus additional 3 silver pieces as catalyst. Or in case you cannot procure those, I'll also take some good pastries or something along those lines.

socialpankakemix@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y

to me your already ethereal girl

socsa@piefed.social · 1 pts · 1y

Next you'll tell me that you aspire to be a real, physical woman 😮‍💨

OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Mango@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I hear they might attack if you touch the tall grass and you're only safe if you have your own physical girl to do battle.