me_irl

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themeatbridge@lemmy.world · 81 pts · 1y (7 replies)

It's raining heavily, chilly, and you just pulled the covers up over your back, which was cold from being exposed.

frickineh@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y

That was this morning. I texted everyone that I'd be late and went back to sleep. I failed the escape room, but it was worth it.

boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Your room is fucking cold

themeatbridge@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

But the blankets are warm. That's part of it.

Opisek@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Books and hot tea on the bedside table

boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1y

Lemmings awaiting you from the other side of an LCD screen

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

You flipped the pillow to the fresh side just before pulling the covers over you.

SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y

Bonus round - you have a heated mattress pad, set to 3 (or whatever is perfect for you, I’m a 2-3 with my pad), and enough pillows around you to give you that snuggly feeling (for me it’s 3, but there are an additional 3 supporting pillows to allow the 3 comfy pillows to do their job optimally)

And your cats/dogs are all cuddled against you. Because warm.

Good luck.

Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 1y

*and your friends just cancelled plans

iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 1y (1 reply)

And there's a cat on you.

superkret@feddit.org · 22 pts · 1y

That's not an escape room, that's the world's nicest supermax prison.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Hard mode: it's a bit cold

cordlesslamp@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Extreme mode: it's raining outside.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
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Rhaedas@fedia.io · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Level 2: You hit the alarm off, not the snooze.

absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 1y

Think to self, it has probably been 5 minutes already, I should get up. Look at watch, hmmmmmm that can't be right, how did 45 minutes just disappear?

v4ld1z@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 1y

"Ah, I don't have to get up as early as usually, so I have more time to get ready in the morning."

Proceeds to waste time regardless and almost misses the train

flashgnash@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y

I will escape with exactly one minute to spare every time

Gork@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y

Lo, I have been bested.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"Sorry I'm late. I woke up in an escape room this morning."

madjo@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y

Someone had padlocked my underwear drawer... Again.

AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Five more minutes?

Emptiness@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Escape room? I just call it November.

Etterra@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I see that you've met my fiancee.

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
lugal@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

That's why I'm glad I work in homeoffice and have a job phone