c/dadjokes · by Kintarian@lemmy.world · 1yWhat do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh 96 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world
17 Comments
SaintWacko@slrpnk.net · 14 pts · 1y
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
th3dogcow@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
No idea! (Eye deer)
Fetus@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
What about a dead deer with no eyes?
th3dogcow@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Still no eye deer
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Aremel@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Lean beef.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
Aremel@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
A walk?
parpol@programming.dev · 9 pts · 1y
Two fish swim into a wall.
One turns to the other and yells "Dam!"
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
What do you call a deer with one eye?
Kintarian@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Buick?
Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y
Deerclops?
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
No eye deer!
Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y
Oof. Haha
GoddessNoAi@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 1y
Call him any way you want, he can still hear you.
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y
My kid listens to Yoto Daily too.