You should see me write in my home-town dialect, its Umlaute all the way down:
natürläch, mä muess ds End UND der Nether 2x besiegä, um netheride z machä...
naturally, one has to defeat the end AND the nether 2x to make Netherite...
The discussion being between me and a friend, who misunderstood how one of the new minecraft things worked
wait ill search for a more umlaut-one
wöu i wirdä wouh uf ändi Jahr mi gross PC oh uf Linux änderä, u frage mi öbi immerno Ubuntu, odr vilech doch öbbis wi Mint odr soo sötti bruuchä. [...]
Because I will probably, towards end of the year, change my big PC too to Linux. I'm just questioning wether I should still use Ubuntu, or maybe change to using Mint or such. [...]
There are some horrible words with like two ä's behind one-another and another just yonder of the consonant
Notable Mentions: är hüület ; he's crying (bawling his eyes out).
Schlööf ; ice-skates.
aaöödä ; to bore someone
and the necessery: Chuchichästli, which I will let you decipher on your own.
anyways much fun, good luck trying to pronounce any of it.
18 Comments
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 16 pts · 1y
"What is my purpose?" - "You remove crumbs." - "Oh, my god!"
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Crumba wumba
SPRUNT@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
The crumbs fall down, I pick them up again!
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Need to make it sound more modern and sleek, like when the first iPod and iPhones came out. You could name it the iCrumba.
Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
i APPROVE THE CRUMBA.
kindenough@kbin.earth · 6 pts · 1y
I just put the dog on the table.
Axefanatic@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 1y
How big are people's counters and this is a thing?
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
Not necessarily. This is !shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com, after all.
reddig33@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Would be great if it worked in toaster ovens.
SPRUNT@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
It's integrated into the base of the toaster.
The toaster has a motion sensor. When there's been a toasting, it waits for a set amount of time of motionlessness before Crumba gets going.
Also schedulable through the app, of course.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Like robotic vacuums / mops should be integrated into bottom of dishwashers. Drives me nuts this isn't a thing.
HelloHotel@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I read it as "A counter to your roomba called the crumba". Because of course I want a robot that lays down crumbs for my roomba.
tiredofsametab@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y
Does it rhyme with Roomba or is it crumb-ba?
SPRUNT@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Crumb-ba.
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
It's gotta be "Crümba".
SPRUNT@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Ooohhh... I am a sucker for umlauts...
Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
You should see me write in my home-town dialect, its Umlaute all the way down:
natürläch, mä muess ds End UND der Nether 2x besiegä, um netheride z machä...
naturally, one has to defeat the end AND the nether 2x to make Netherite...
The discussion being between me and a friend, who misunderstood how one of the new minecraft things worked
wait ill search for a more umlaut-one
wöu i wirdä wouh uf ändi Jahr mi gross PC oh uf Linux änderä, u frage mi öbi immerno Ubuntu, odr vilech doch öbbis wi Mint odr soo sötti bruuchä. [...]
Because I will probably, towards end of the year, change my big PC too to Linux. I'm just questioning wether I should still use Ubuntu, or maybe change to using Mint or such. [...]
There are some horrible words with like two ä's behind one-another and another just yonder of the consonant
Notable Mentions: är hüület ; he's crying (bawling his eyes out).
Schlööf ; ice-skates.
aaöödä ; to bore someone and the necessery: Chuchichästli, which I will let you decipher on your own.
anyways much fun, good luck trying to pronounce any of it.
RagnarokOnline@programming.dev · -1 pts · 1y
Lol