Balls

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27 Comments

OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca · 51 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Like trying to get Windows to stop spying on you? Is that what you mean, Bill?

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

That’s really easy to accomplish.

Just remove windows.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I threw a brick through my window, what now. Theres glass everywhere.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

LOL. Guess we found the Microsoft service rep.

(cuz you broke windows,)

Corno@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 1y

Amazeballs!

ryan213@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 1y

I just imagine Pierluigi Collina looking at the camera with his famous/scary stare.

Avg@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I bought an eufy doorbell and it had a feature that it would only alert you if a person was spotted, well apparently it thinks wheels are heads and it kept sending me notifications all night long every time a car passed by and their headlights reflected off of my car.

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Are you pronouncing it "oofy" or e-u-f-y... Because "an eufy XXXX" is wigging me out.

beveradb@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Oofy

caden@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

In my head I have always thought it was YOO-fee, similar to the beginning of "Europe"...

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

I'm in the yoo-fi camp. With "fi" like wifi. Which is why "an" is so shocking as the article.

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Me too Ai buddy, Me too.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 1y

It looks you’re trying to watch a football.

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Trial and error

Just think, pretty soon our missiles will be able to blow up schools and hospitals without us needing to find them first

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

You mean Israel?

jol@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y

Make no mistake. This is a military AI that also happens to be useful for sports.

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y

I feel kink-shamed by some of these comments. I love watching a bald-headed linesman. Mmm. Nnnnnrgh!

Sabre363@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

We laugh now, but all this really means is the Ai now has a really good failure case to improve upon

fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This happened like half a decade ago

Sabre363@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

So when covid started lol. That hurts to think about

Guilherme@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

I bet a there's a group in the LGBT+ community that would like to watch adult movies filmed with such AI cameras.

prime_number_314159@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

This makes for way better TV than if the camera simply worked. It's a mistake that a human would probably never make, and definitely not persist in making.

WhyFlip@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Who up votes this stupid shit?

RangerJosie@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

You shut your whore mouth. This is the single greatest thing AI has ever done.

jol@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 1y

Who writes stupid comments like this?

GBU_28@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

NO JOKE. ONLY SERIOUS.