How many oreos do you eat as max per day?

If you eat them, how many as a limit per day? I have tried to put a limit of 10 for day but those cookie are just too delicious.

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art@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Is this an ad?

makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 3y

I believe so.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 24 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Most days that's a 0.

But then every once in a while, I eat an entire package.

Bipta@kbin.social · 12 pts · 3y (1 reply)

And that starts the cycle over again or not buying Oreos for another year.

Nemo@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 3y

It's like looking into two mirrors at once.

sblanziko@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 3y (6 replies)

Do you really eat Oreos on a daily basis? Damn man...

BruceTwarzen@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y (4 replies)

I ate one in my whole life and it's one of the most disgusting "desserts" i ever ate. It's just sugar with cardboard around it.

Bz2486@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Almost correct.the white stuff is a slurry of pig back fat and powdered sugar. Built the oreo line at nabisco in fairlawn, nj before they tore it down.

Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Oreos are vegan, so it's definitely not pig fat

kmkz_ninja@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I didn't know that, neat.

TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 3y

They've been vegetarian for 30 years

Cyo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

I try to put limits xd I know that oreos are just a bunch of tasty chemicals

Izzy@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I think I eat on average of about 5-10 oreos per year.

Today@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y

I probably eat 30 Oreos per year in two 'sessions'.

BEZORP@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

I'd guess like 0.2 a year for me, since it's been a few years, and I don't see myself ever eating another unless it's offered to me.

I do like cookies though

light_martyr@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I will eat zero Oreos for years and years... Then promptly eat two full containers with a gallon of milk. All or nothing

emmanuel_car@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

May I ask, how’s the diarrhoea?

light_martyr@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y

Let's just say the entire bathroom gets a thorough cleaning when the deed is done

Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Oreos are like the lowest common denominator of biscuits. Overpriced and tasteless, you'd only eat them if there was literally nothing else; the Lipton's Tea of biscuits

NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y (3 replies)

You are a godless heathen

godless@latte.isnot.coffee · 2 pts · 3y

Hey hey hey that's my job.

Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

My gods are Hobnobs and Caramel Wafers, yours are high fructose corn syrups

NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

Don't forget the shortening

MothBookkeeper@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)

...Limit?

Little8Lost@feddit.de · 1 pts · 3y

Maybe the price limit

CheesyGordita@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Like three

Bipta@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

You mean sleeves, right? Right...?

brimnac@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

How many come in a box?

redballooon@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y

zero

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

One package

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 3y

(unless there are more available)

Sylver@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Limits are for quitters.

jet@hackertalks.com · 3 pts · 3y

All. All of them.

The proper procedure for eating Oreos is as follows:

One: eat a single Oreo. Telling yourself you're going to be good.

Two: have one more because it's only one more

Three: realize you've eaten every single Oreo in the house. Feel guilty.

Four: go to the store and buy replacement Oreos so your family doesn't know about your shame

Five: go to sleep, and repeat as necessary the next day

EhList@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (4 replies)
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MarioSpeedWagon@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Kraft owns Oreo

EhList@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y (2 replies)
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MarioSpeedWagon@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Everything I’ve found says Kraft owns mondalez

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondelez_International

EhList@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
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Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

When we have them I tend to grab them in threes. But I don't have a daily limit.

kobra@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y

this is the way

TheHighRoad@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

I think you mean "how many sleeves" as max.

godless@latte.isnot.coffee · 2 pts · 3y

I usually stop at one, when I remember that I don't actually like them.

AA5B@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

I try to put a limit of one column, but if my kids aren’t fast enough with their share, they may lose out

ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y

Usually zero, but occasionally like 10.

Default_Defect@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

How many you got? I'll eat em.

starlinguk@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

None. I think they're decidedly blah. It's sickly sweet stuffing in between two layers that vaguely taste of chocolate.

conciselyverbose@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

IMO Trader Joe's version is about 100x better.

I still haven't had them in ages, but they don't just taste like sugar soaked in chemicals.

april4356@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
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FermatsLastAccount@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

I'll have some once every few weeks and usually eat like 2-4. The serving size is 3 which has 160 calories and 14 grams of sugar.

PixelOfLife@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Zero. Oreos are disgusting. We have our own version called Domino that are infinitely better.