How many Chiles from Chile?

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ech@lemm.ee · 104 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'd argue the whole map should be blue.

cRazi_man@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y

Technically correct......the best kind of correct.

zkfcfbzr@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Going through the center of the Earth, that region in China is only 2.96 Chiles from Chile. I'd like to see a corrected map that accounts for subsurface travel.

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 15 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Only if you can demonstrate that subsurface travel is possible given current technology, and therefore reasonable to account for.

zkfcfbzr@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I am personally concerned about the possibility of Chile firing neutrinos directly at me through the Earth.

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This, too, shall pass (right thru you without incident).

acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 1y

What about a meson gun?

CptEnder@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Well first of all, through Chile all things are possible, so jot that down.

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 1y

If we're digging a hole to China, it will be literally through Chile.

drolex@sopuli.xyz · 24 pts · 1y

Argentinians will claim that Uyghurs in labour camps live the easy life, 5 Chiles away from Chile

Badeendje@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Americans will use ANY form of measurement except metric, won't they?

Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

True. This is how I know I'm American, because I love this map.

Donjuanme@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Less than 5 or more than 4?

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 9 pts · 1y

Yes

abfarid@startrek.website · 9 pts · 1y

Less than 5 and* more than 4.

scholar@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Surely the red area is less than 1 Chile away from Chile and the Orange area is between 1 and 2 Chiles away.

nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I live within 2 Chiles of Chile. My ancestors come from 4 Chiles away from Chile. This information is now taking up space in my brain.

luciferofastora@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Are you an Arab-Antarctican?

nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

No but that was one of the possibilities.

JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Que bacán huevon

Aedis@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Cállate aweonao.

JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

I no cachai

graphene@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

So there is an area in China that is truly safe?

MonkCanatella@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

this is what progress looks like

RBWells@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

One and a little bit, and husband lived in Chile, so one degree removed person-wise.

TychoQuad@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y (3 replies)

If I went as close as I could get to Antarctica without crossing any water, I would be exactly 2 Chiles away from Chile

nik9000@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y

If I went as close as I could get to Antarctica without crossing any water, I would be in Chile. If I could cross the Darian Gap.

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Tasmania?

TychoQuad@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Oh shit! They found me!

j4k3@lemmy.world · -9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

How Chile hole to China, chopstick?

no jokey here!

Sokay. I block.

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Dafuq?