Sorry everyone, you'll have to go elsewhere now

Fake news btw

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16 Comments

can@lemmy.ca · 75 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Sad that I only was sure it was fake half way through

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 3y

100% would not bat an eye at this headline.

Dee@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y

Shit, I wasn't sure until coming to the comments. This would absolutely happen in our timeline.

70ms@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 3y

Same. :|

Llcooljessie@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y

It's only unbelievable due to the speed of closing the deal.

NotSpez@lemm.ee · 46 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Can’t wait for him to rebrand xvideos to twittytitties.com

HerbalGamer@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 3y

Titter.

NocturnalEngineer@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 3y

Don't give him ideas! He's not smart enough to understand its meant to be satire.

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Oh look! It's musk! Because we don't see that stupid face enough times every day already!

Let's keep these people living rent-free in our heads as much as possible, giving them all the attention in the world, waddya say? That'll show 'em, that'll teach them a lesson, and I'm sure it'll be just fantastic for our mental health!

MargotRobbie@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

But it's fun to laugh at Elon Musk and his "genius" ideas, everything he did after he took over the app formerly known as the bird app has been pure comedy gold.

Zetaphor@zemmy.cc · 1 pts · 3y

You might find this userscript useful, I put it together for this very reason

https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/471718-lemmy-post-keyword-filter

db2@lemmy.one · 19 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Poe or not Poe.. nobody knows...

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I feel like I should understand what you mean but I'm lost. Would you mind explaining the joke?

janWilejan@kbin.social · 16 pts · 3y

db2 can't tell whether this post is satire.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

SuperApples@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Well, x.com itself is already blocked in Indonesia, and probably in other countries, too ¯\_(シ)_/¯

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

I really don't want to think of that when I'm trying to be aroused. You monster.

ColdWater@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
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