I bet this guy takes ivermectin by the pailful.

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Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I could give it a pass if it's just a really poorly worded metaphor, but something tells me they are being more literal than they should be.

TheFriar@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Oh you’re hungry? You should smile and think of a happy unicorn.

Still hungry? You did it wrong.

Duamerthrax@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This sounds like someone who's media illiterate regurgitating a metaphor.

BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

It sounds like someone where the last thing he ate may have been shrooms.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (4 replies)

As someone who hasn't eaten solid food in over a year and wishes he could so badly... fuck this guy.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I was wondering how you are posting this. Thinking of you.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

We're working on it. I'm making a small amount of progress. It will take time. Thanks.

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Good luck, and thanks for sharing your experience like that. I've always been a proponent of sharing, because you never know if some detail might help someone else. Yours helps me and your attitude is inspiring.


Not fishing for a response, but for context I've been having minor issues with dry heaving and vomiting for about a month. Mine seems to be related to sinus pressure, far as I can tell. Already have appointments, but was getting nervous of what they might find, or that they might not find anything.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

The diagnosis of ARFID seems to be the right road to go down. There's a few possibilities that could have caused it but it doesn't really matter.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant/restrictive_food_intake_disorder

ohellidk@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y

I felt like I had a stroke reading that. so don't eat, but absorb? yo, WTF?

Canadian_anarchist@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This some breatharian level logic.

voracitude@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
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wjrii@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

You need to entertain your cells!

Unless you are a soulless minion of orthodoxy...

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Anyone have any love, joy, happiness, and positivity recipes?

MutilationWave@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Mix vodka and energy drink of choice 50/50. Caution may not last.

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y

Even a fleeting moment would help. ;-)

ceenote@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Pretty sure this is satire.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Oh it's not. He is some fruitarian cultist. His wife is too, and advises putting clove oil in your vagina if you have a yeast infection.

ChocolateTeapot@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

He doesn't realise that fruit is solid? And I'll put clove oil in my vag, if he puts menthol on his dick!

Just.... Why???

DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

Nah, make it equal, he has to sound that menthol, not just put a bit on the shaft.