c/funny · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 1yIt was so simple! 464 points · 28 comments · view on lemmy.world
28 Comments
d00phy@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y
FelixCress@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Margaret Thatcher?
d00phy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Among… some other things.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Wisdom truly comes with age.
Nurgus@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
England's oldest man is 42 and looking goooood.
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Max out dodge got it
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Dodge, dip, duck, dive, and dodge!
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind!
If ya wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find...
The things I teach ya, are sure to beat'cha!
Never the less, you get a lession from teacha! Now!
Kick!
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
You need to be over 100 to get this reference.
lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 1y
life hack
CrayonRosary@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I recently leaned a lot of these "oldest people" are not who they say they are, are much younger, and are involved in pension fraud. Especially when birth records from 100+ years ago didn't necessarily exist.
Kinda ruined all these wholesome stories for me.
Zetta@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
I'm sure some of them are as you say, but surely a few news stories we hear about oldest person are true.
Either way, I like to pretend I will live a long, healthy, and fulfilled life till I'm 155, so please don't ruin that for me. Thank you.
newthrowaway20@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Harder for some than others.
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 1 pts · 1y
If you fail, you don't have to worry about it anymore.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Grandpa jokes
johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
He's not wrong.
toynbee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Just like the secret to flying.
daddy32@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Well not exactly, to fly, you don't need to avoid falling, you just need to make sure you avoid the ground when you fall.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Someone on another forum I'm on shared us two photos- him in the 90s and him today, to show that he has had no hair since high school.
But he also looked exactly the same age.
He told us the secret was to not start aging until you're ready.
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y
He is trolling the dead.
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Make this guy head of EHHS
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
The trick is to keep breathing.
r0bi@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 1y
Big if true.
leftzero@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y
Worked for me so far.
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 1y
So far so good
dsilverz@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 1y
iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
that is top notch british humour for you gentlemen
TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
A saying where I'm from goes something like: "To get old, eat soup for 100 years."
Assman@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Pssh I've been not dying for 38 years and I'm still not the world's oldest man