"Look kid, you've pretty much reached philosophical bedrock here and you're going to need better questions to get better answers. Now go the fuck to sleep."
I was this way, and then being an undiagnosed autistic 3yo plus 1 too many mild chastisings from my parents made me shy from talking for years. Engage them with a thought provoking flip of the question. "Why do you think food gives us energy?"
29 Comments
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip · 54 pts · 1y
Defense Councel:
Objection, lacks foundation, irrelevant line of questions, this line of questioning will soon call for speculation.
Judge: Sustained.
Prosecutory Counsel: Why?
Judge: Don't make me hold you in contempt Mr. Toddler.
Klear@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Why?
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
Bailiff, escort Mr. Toddler out, muzzle him if necessary.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 39 pts · 1y
Why?
Hupf@feddit.org · 12 pts · 1y
Bach37strad@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Something something mitochondria
palordrolap@fedia.io · 33 pts · 1y
"I don't know"
"why"
"because it is not possible to know everything"
"why"
(infinite loop until toddler needs nap.)
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 1y
"Look kid, you've pretty much reached philosophical bedrock here and you're going to need better questions to get better answers. Now go the fuck to sleep."
Entropywins@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Why?
thebestaquaman@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
See answer N-1.
niktemadur@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
"The prosecution rests, Your Honor."
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Pssshhhh, more like until I take a nap.
rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
I was this way, and then being an undiagnosed autistic 3yo plus 1 too many mild chastisings from my parents made me shy from talking for years. Engage them with a thought provoking flip of the question. "Why do you think food gives us energy?"
Entropywins@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
A quick thought-provoking because is all I got.
toynbee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I don't think you're allowed to do that in court, though.
RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 1y
Somehow my children skipped this phase
fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net · 13 pts · 1y
Yeah none of mine ever did this except MAYBE once or twice after toddlerhood, specifically to annoy me because they knew it was a thing
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I was definitely this kid. My mom still teases me about it.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Plot twist, you're 36.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I'm 42...
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Yatzee!
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
The answer to life the universe and everything
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Yeah, I could tell you, but you won't like what you hear.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Why?
HatFullOfSky@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
My oldest never hit this, but the younger one who is currently 3 basically matches this comic exactly
someguy3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
More entertainment up options now.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Isn’t he so cute and itty-bitty in that over sized coat just makes you wanna prosecute whoever he says.
fox2263@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I often think I should offer the services of my toddler out for terrorist interrogations.
racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
Why what?