I just don’t like the British lifestyle being forced down my throat. They even have an anthem and such. Why can’t they just be quietly British. I don’t rub my non-Britishness on them.

Aksamit@slrpnk.net · 20 pts · 1y (6 replies)

They even have an anthem

You referring to Mr Brightside? Or do we have a new one yet?

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

My country, ‘tis of thee; sweet land of liberty, of thee I see.

Damn I miss the age of parody lyrics being the highest form of insult. We should go back to that. (Yes, fellow Americans, that song that literally all of us know is just a trolling parody of “god save the queen” and most people don’t know that which makes it even more funny.)

bitchkat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (4 replies)

By that band from Las Vegas?

TroublesomeTalker@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y

Our patron saint is from Turkey(ish), what's your point? We can steal culture as well as marbles you know.

Aksamit@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Pretty sure thry were mormons too.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Biggest Christian rock group.

Aksamit@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y

Fucking mental considering how British their music sounded.

lengau@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y

I don’t rub my non-Britishness on them.

Americans cannot relate to this.

Rusty@lemmy.ca · 39 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Being Br*tish is an abomination, why can't they just be normal?

Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 1y

You can swear on the internet. On second thought, maybe that one is best left censored

uhhhhh@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y (4 replies)

🎵 He'll save children, but not the British children 🎵

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

He had a pocket full of horses

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Fucked the shit out of bears

Quadhammer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Washington, Washington

DogWater@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I heard that mother fucker had like 20 god damn dicks

EABOD25@lemm.ee · 24 pts · 1y (6 replies)

When I worked at a movie theater, I had a customer refund their tickets because of the actors with British accents

Nasan@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Which movie was it?

QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 1y

The King’s Speech

EABOD25@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Ah fuck, buddy. That was almost ten years ago

Mr_Blott@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 1y

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Nasan@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y

Ah, gotcha, no worries.

jaybone@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y

It wasn’t very good.

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

Live your life but please don't do that in public for my kids to see

iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Nobody show this guy Taskmaster Junior.

Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y

I'm so stoked to watch this. I loved Rose and Mike, and I'm so excited to have them back. They seem like perfect picks for their roles. Kids should make it extra goofy. I haven't been able to watch any TM for some months, so I'm going to have a lot to catch up on

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 1y

Do they really have to expose us to their lifestyle like that? How will I explain this to my kids

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y

Goddamn Peppa Pig is indoctrinating our youth!

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

yew wot?

dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y

Ey r rkid there ain’t no need for that you muppet