echo "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this. Now there is a whole train of folks masturbating together at this. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this NSFW."
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eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 108 pts · 1y
man touchhellfire103@lemmy.ca · 149 pts · 1y
date; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 92 pts · 1y
echo "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this. Now there is a whole train of folks masturbating together at this. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this NSFW."
Dran_Arcana@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 1y
You might want to check your access permissions; he didn't even sudo.
hellfire103@lemmy.ca · 35 pts · 1y
If I have to use sudo, it's wrong.
superkret@feddit.org · 17 pts · 1y
hellfire103 isn't in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 1y
itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y
roleplay
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
sntx@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
run0acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
No butt stuff.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
sntx@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y
You might get
sued.scarilog@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
man paste; eject got me
slacktoid@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y
If witchdoctor was a sysadmin
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y
I came ty
299792458ms@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
Jesus fuckin christ...... Hilarious
lurch@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 67 pts · 1y
"How not knowing how to use commas got me arrested for a double felony"
shield_gengar@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1y
Distrotube is a piece of shit that's going to hell
AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Context?
I used to watch Derek Taylor's videos when I started using Emacs, and it has been a while since I checked his channel.
jonion@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
He is a libertarian/conservative type, which means that tolerant people wish eternal torment upon him.
abbadon420@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Jesus fuck, does everything have to be political? I guess it does
OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
Bc everything is political
hellfire103@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
Why can't we have anything nice?
houseofleft@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y
I think his politics are pretty far right, at least based on this video: https://youtu.be/nvQ-ZY460WQ
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Yeah seriously fuck that guy lol
jdw@links.mayhem.academy · 18 pts · 1y
Commas matter.
KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol · 15 pts · 1y
I'm really sensible, so please use pinky
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y
Hell, I'll usually let someone finger me for two bucks, a good chocolate bar, and the promise they'll lube up.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1y
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_%28protocol%29
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Release systemd?
pinkystew@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y
No