Stop, Hammer time!

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16 Comments

TFW your wife doesn't lounge around in a bikini with your and others' cum stains all over her 😭

Just get a new wife at home depot

Hammer's jumping to conclusions. That's clearly a self-tapping screw.

toofpic@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (2 replies)

He's just not banging her good enough

flicker@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

She needed just one good screw.

I mean, she’s gotta be board all day!

Oh no

Doesn't really need the speech bubble

multifariace@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I agree. Slotted screws are the worst.

At least it isn't a Phillips

Bob1971@piefed.social · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Gotta love The Perry Bible Fellowship.

PS: God, this is so old!

Me, wearing my pro-SKUB shirt

He should just beat the screwdriver with his face.

ademir@lemmy.eco.br · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk plmdds

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