Catstrey @CatstreyDave
To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
5:22 PM -01 Jan 20- Twitter for Android
French vampires
Catstrey @CatstreyDave
To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
5:22 PM -01 Jan 20- Twitter for Android
13 Comments
not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 1y
The legendary bilingual double pun!
rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
What is the second pun?
not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
Painstaking - time consuming.
Staking - piercing with a wooden stake.
Pain - French word for bread.
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
But that's the only pun though, isn't it?
Edit: Oh shit it's two in one lol nvm- I just woke up from a nap
cucumber_sandwich@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
And a baguette is a stake, too, right? Another pun
rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
That's just one pun
uranibaba@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Pain = beard / hurt
kambusha@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Missed it at first until I read your comment.
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Cross-post to "DadJokes?"
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Better quality version
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 1y
Actually snorted.
lime@feddit.nu · 3 pts · 1y
i thought you had to use garlic bread? man, i've been overpaying