Horse denier

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52 Comments

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.

nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y

um excuse me your picture can't be correct as birds aren't real

IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 1y (3 replies)
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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's ridiculous, how can you say we're all bSTACK OVERFLOW ERROR #1033. REBOOTING. PLEASE DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR DEVICE.

VitabytesDev@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y

That's exactly what a bot would say.

Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

You can rest assured I am not a bot, as you are just a figment of my imagination.

kamen@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing

Zip2@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 1y
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popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

Hbomberguy intensifies

OpenStars@piefed.social · 13 pts · 1y

No way, birbs are not real bc drones. But proof that horshs are real:

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lugal@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 1y

This is a psy op from the government because it's so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. "If it gallops, it spies" neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!

LEONHART@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Neigh? Nay.

rustydomino@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Take your upvote and gtfo

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y

I don't have to believe in horses, I bought an Electric Monk to believe in things for me since believing things is exhausting.

assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

List of things that don’t exist:

  • Horses
dan@upvote.au · 1 pts · 1y

also birds... they're just spy drones.

HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone · 8 pts · 1y (5 replies)

its true, have you ever seen a horse? they're made up animals, no real animal would ever look like that.

except maybe a donkey

Korne127@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (4 replies)

have you ever seen a horse?

yes!

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Are you sure it was a horse and not two people in a horse costume?

Korne127@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Yes I'm not talking about the pet play

OpenStars@piefed.social · 4 pts · 1y

Be careful, conservatives may be coming for you next! 🙃

oo1@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 1y

neigh

TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 1y

that is a bumper sticker clearly not a horse

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

If horses aren't real then where is the power coming from the car's engine? Checkmate.

BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Horses just measure the power, they don't produce it. Read a book

horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Then why do I exist

Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Ketamine hallucinations?

smeenz@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 1y

Found Sarah Jessica Parker's lemmy account

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Are you sure you do?

horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

I havent snorted myself yet

simplejack@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

To party

horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Snort me like one of your French girls

Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Maybe they just really like the horse blankets thickness

69420@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Textile joke. Nice.

dan1101@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

They are just large dogs, not a separate species.

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Horses are just imaginary unicorns.

lugal@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y

Unicorns that "lost" their horns identity as "horses" but that doesn't make them less of a unicorn. If you are auab (assigned unicorn at birth), nothing in the world will ever turn you into a horsey. That's basic biology.

AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I too am a horse denier.

I always deny a horse.

werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

That's probably just a brown donkey 🐴. The things they can do with paint these days.

Abnorc@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
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itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

🎶Goodbye horses!🎶

🎶You don't exist at all!🎶

NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Has he met Megan?

Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Fuck horses

Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

ok Vaush

HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Tsk, tsk, tsk, he wants to be the horse, not be with the horse, smh

Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Either way, it's horse fuckin

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

xavier666@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

President of Turkmenistan: Yes

Suavevillain@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I don't think I've laughed at an image this hard in a min.

Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Of course they aren't real. Just ask Joe.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

This Joe? Because I'm pretty sure he is a horse.

Veneroso@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

Is this a joke on the birds aren't real thing?

ChiefSinner@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y