This is a psy op from the government because it's so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. "If it gallops, it spies" neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!
Unicorns that "lost" their horns identity as "horses" but that doesn't make them less of a unicorn. If you are auab (assigned unicorn at birth), nothing in the world will ever turn you into a horsey. That's basic biology.
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stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y
What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.
nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
um excuse me your picture can't be correct as birds aren't real
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 1y
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
That's ridiculous, how can you say we're all bSTACK OVERFLOW ERROR #1033. REBOOTING. PLEASE DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR DEVICE.
VitabytesDev@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y
That's exactly what a bot would say.
Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
You can rest assured I am not a bot, as you are just a figment of my imagination.
kamen@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing
Zip2@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 1y
popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Hbomberguy intensifies
OpenStars@piefed.social · 13 pts · 1y
No way, birbs are not real bc drones. But proof that horshs are real:
lugal@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 1y
This is a psy op from the government because it's so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. "If it gallops, it spies" neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!
LEONHART@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 1y
Neigh? Nay.
rustydomino@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Take your upvote and gtfo
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y
I don't have to believe in horses, I bought an Electric Monk to believe in things for me since believing things is exhausting.
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
List of things that don’t exist:
dan@upvote.au · 1 pts · 1y
also birds... they're just spy drones.
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone · 8 pts · 1y
its true, have you ever seen a horse? they're made up animals, no real animal would ever look like that.
except maybe a donkey
Korne127@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
yes!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Are you sure it was a horse and not two people in a horse costume?
Korne127@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Yes
I'm not talking about the pet playOpenStars@piefed.social · 4 pts · 1y
Be careful, conservatives may be coming for you next! 🙃
oo1@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 1y
neigh
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 1y
that is a bumper sticker clearly not a horse
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y
If horses aren't real then where is the power coming from the car's engine? Checkmate.
BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Horses just measure the power, they don't produce it. Read a book
horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Then why do I exist
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Ketamine hallucinations?
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 1y
Found Sarah Jessica Parker's lemmy account
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Are you sure you do?
horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
I havent snorted myself yet
simplejack@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
To party
horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Snort me like one of your French girls
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
Maybe they just really like the horse blankets thickness
69420@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Textile joke. Nice.
dan1101@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
They are just large dogs, not a separate species.
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Horses are just imaginary unicorns.
lugal@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
Unicorns that "lost" their horns identity as "horses" but that doesn't make them less of a unicorn. If you are auab (assigned unicorn at birth), nothing in the world will ever turn you into a horsey. That's basic biology.
AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I too am a horse denier.
I always deny a horse.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
That's probably just a brown donkey 🐴. The things they can do with paint these days.
Abnorc@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk4G2wuGKJE
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
🎶Goodbye horses!🎶
🎶You don't exist at all!🎶
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Has he met Megan?
Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y
Fuck horses
Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
ok Vaush
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
Tsk, tsk, tsk, he wants to be the horse, not be with the horse, smh
Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Either way, it's horse fuckin
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
xavier666@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
President of Turkmenistan: Yes
Suavevillain@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I don't think I've laughed at an image this hard in a min.
Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Of course they aren't real. Just ask Joe.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
This Joe? Because I'm pretty sure he is a horse.
Veneroso@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
The left's best warrior and horse enthusiast
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
Is this a joke on the birds aren't real thing?
ChiefSinner@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGyvLlPad8Q&t=1m35s