Hummus rule

@jamellebouie.net [BlueSky]

405 points · 40 comments · view on lemmy.world

40 Comments

Hayduke@lemmy.world · 91 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You haven't lived until you have had a chickpea in your mouth.

A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 1y

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

z500@startrek.website · 83 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It's basically bean dip, what's not to love?

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 100 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Love is communism. >:(

Agent641@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Beans are communist. They all look alike.

misterdoctor@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Fellas is it gay liberal to eat chickpeas

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 71 pts · 1y (4 replies)

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 1y

It should just be PEASS

Etterra@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I shit you not, never tell me the funniest joke ever while I'm high. It had me laughing so hard it damn near killed me.

LengAwaits@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
hOrni@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 1y (11 replies)

Real, conservative men eat only well done steak with ketchup, like Trump.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Or cold hamberders

sozesoze@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Seasoned only with salt and pepper, so you can still taste the stress hormones of the cow

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Honestly, I hate steak, prefer beef well done, and love ketchup šŸ¤”

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 1y (3 replies)

OH NO

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I can be the anti-Trump?

HowManyNimons@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

But you're already not being Jessica! You can't not be two people at once!

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y

OH YEAAAHHH

sozesoze@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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Slovene@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 1y

"Tomato reduction"

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

steak rare enough that it's actually not safe to eat, with gargantuan greasy fries (absolutely no skin allowed) and the cheapest most sickly sweet bbq sauce.
they then wonder why they keep shitting themselves

hOrni@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y

Sorry, what?

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y (10 replies)

I love having an hour at home everyday at lunchtime to make fresh, healthy meals from scratch

megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Could make hummus before hand, it keeps pretty well in the fridge.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

Then they wouldn't have made it for lunch.

asteriskeverything@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (6 replies)

I mean you just dump it in a blender if you're using canned chickpeas, that hardly takes an hour especially if you've made it a few times and got the hang of it.

FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Dude you gotta skin the peas one by one it takes fucking hours

YungOnions@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Don't forget you have to de-stone them as well.

FierySpectre@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

When not using dried peas (soak and cook) the skins float to the surface automatically.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I like it better with freshly cooked chickpeas

asteriskeverything@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I assumed your op was sarcastic/negative tone, but I'm realizing maybe you saw the quality and care this particular hummus took to make and were being genuine.

These results look like they taste amazing. But a can of chickpeas for homemade hummus lunch is a really nice lunch too. I think culture needs to shift from recipes and "right" way to do things and start learning how to cook as a general life skill again. Food is expensive now but do we really feed and shop for ourselves like it is?

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Dried chickpeas are cheaper than canned ...

theneverfox@pawb.social · 0 pts · 1y

It might be a 3 hour process, but you can get that down to 3 2 minute tasks and 1 ten minute one. And that's going from dried beans to cleaning up behind yourself... It's really very easy to make

5715@feddit.org · 24 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Chickpea dictatorship.

A day without chickpea consumption will be punished.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

B-but sir, I’m allergic

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 19 pts · 1y

being allergic to chickpeas is a choice

SEND HIM TO THE RE-EDUCATION CAMP

5715@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y

Aye dame, baba ganoush it is then

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

Based all around

BastingChemina@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 1y

Hey, I know this plate! This is an IKEA plate.

TGhost@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y

Lefty non sense šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚