c/microblogmemes · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 1yBeast mode 525 points · 29 comments · view on lemmy.world
29 Comments
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 109 pts · 1y
Why? Did it not taste very good?
BetaBlake@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 1y
I love the idea that he is the biter and is mad that the cushions at this gym taste like shit
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 58 pts · 1y
Some bottom was just working on tightening his ass. 😏
dadGPT@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
😬
pastaPersona@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y
Bite club
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
We don't talk about that
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y
Which gym was that? I'm asking for uh.... science
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dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
So you found Mike Tyson’s gym, huh?
nnullzz@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
Plot twist. It was their home gym.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Never skip jaw day
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 1y
I used to be a regular gym rat but got a couple of warts because people are disgusting and don't clean the equipment after themselves.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 1y
Yeah .... I was never a fan of that idea .... let's go to a public gym full of strangers that regularly spill or can potentially spill their bodily fluids.
flicker@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
I just clean every machine before I use it.
SARGE@startrek.website · 13 pts · 1y
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Can't you basically hit every muscle with a couple free weights anyway? Hell, a kettle bell is probably all you need.
BossDj@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
*wipe with towel
MadBob@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 1y
Are you intentionally trying to imply that people piss and bleed on the machines? I think people generally just sweat.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Hey man, some of us have to mark our territory before using it.
Chewget@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Isn't sweat basically pee
Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Sweat is stored in the balls?
selokichtli@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
Wait, what?!
MadBob@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
Depends how far you want to go with "basically", I suppose.
hex@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y
Content-wise, no. But, if there were two cups, one filled with urine, and one filled with sweat, I wouldn't want to touch or smell either cup.
superkret@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y
I don't.
MadBob@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
Prince Andrew's Lemmy account?
neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
That's just an omegaverse bench that's received its life mate.
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
chikewaga!
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
Eww
ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I don't think bite marks last like that that long. My guess is the OP is the biter and faker.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Did previous user have an extra mouth on their neck?