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henfredemars@infosec.pub · 109 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Why? Did it not taste very good?

BetaBlake@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 1y

I love the idea that he is the biter and is mad that the cushions at this gym taste like shit

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 58 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Some bottom was just working on tightening his ass. 😏

dadGPT@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

😬

pastaPersona@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Bite club

Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y

We don't talk about that

MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y

Which gym was that? I'm asking for uh.... science

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dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y

So you found Mike Tyson’s gym, huh?

nnullzz@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y

Plot twist. It was their home gym.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

Never skip jaw day

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 1y

I used to be a regular gym rat but got a couple of warts because people are disgusting and don't clean the equipment after themselves.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 1y (13 replies)

Yeah .... I was never a fan of that idea .... let's go to a public gym full of strangers that regularly spill or can potentially spill their bodily fluids.

flicker@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I just clean every machine before I use it.

SARGE@startrek.website · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Can't you basically hit every muscle with a couple free weights anyway? Hell, a kettle bell is probably all you need.

BossDj@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

*wipe with towel

MadBob@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 1y (8 replies)

Are you intentionally trying to imply that people piss and bleed on the machines? I think people generally just sweat.

Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

Hey man, some of us have to mark our territory before using it.

Chewget@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Isn't sweat basically pee

Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Sweat is stored in the balls?

selokichtli@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y

Wait, what?!

MadBob@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y

Depends how far you want to go with "basically", I suppose.

hex@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y

Content-wise, no. But, if there were two cups, one filled with urine, and one filled with sweat, I wouldn't want to touch or smell either cup.

superkret@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I don't.

MadBob@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y

Prince Andrew's Lemmy account?

neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y

That's just an omegaverse bench that's received its life mate.

pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y

chikewaga!

Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y

Eww

ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I don't think bite marks last like that that long. My guess is the OP is the biter and faker.

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Did previous user have an extra mouth on their neck?