c/showerthoughts · by Pudutr0n@feddit.cl · 1yWalruses should be called saber-toothed seals. 256 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world
21 Comments
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 1y
Saber toothed tigers should be called walrus cats.
lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 2 pts · 1y
Walcat, if you will.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 1y
Can we also call spiders “saber-toothed ants”? Oh, and then there’s also “saber-toothed worms”.
I’m sure none of this will trigger anyone.
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl · 16 pts · 1y
I like how you think.
Unknown1234_5@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
You're going places
Malfeasant@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y
Technically they're closer to sea lions than seals... So really, sea lions should have been called sea tigers, than walrus would be saber-toothed sea tigers...
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl · 5 pts · 1y
This guy walruses.
Malfeasant@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
goo goo gajoo...
sxan@midwest.social · 14 pts · 1y
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y
Can we get a evolutionary scientist in here?
I understand sabre-teeth have come up a few times in the record. Are walrus sabre-toothed for real?
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl · 16 pts · 1y
Don't worry, I did my own research.
Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y
I trust you implicitly
Drusas@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y
Salmon used to have sabreteeth! Some of them, anyway. They were big fucking fish.
jedibob5@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
"I am the saber-toothed seal" doesn't have quite the same ring to it, though...
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Coo coo ca choo
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl · 4 pts · 1y
Their own fault for using a misnomer.
Mr_Blott@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 1y
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
They don’t look that much like seals.
They should be called “saber-toothed wilford-brimleys”.
Drusas@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y
Sabertoothed obese seals.
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl · 2 pts · 1y
I think you might be onto something.
Mjorfin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I can't remember ever laughing out loud at a title alone.
Illecors@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 1y
Walrii!