Elaine gets gaped

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SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 136 pts · 1y (9 replies)

My mind knows Seinfeld so well that even this unformatted, barely any punctuation nonsense reads perfectly fine to me.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y

I read it in their voices. It's perfectly written the way it is because it's entirely obvious which sentence is coming out of which characters' mouth. Fucking weird text, but very funny.

cmbabul@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (6 replies)

This age them all down and it could be a real episode, the inflections are even there

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Don't worry, we are nearing the age of AI generated Seinfeld

swab148@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I think they already did that, and it got taken down for being racist and transphobic.

can@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (3 replies)
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

For fucks sake that's really funny

can@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It got worse

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I know, I just never saw that one.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
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wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 60 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Episode opens up with Jerry on stage:

"They're gaping people now. Have you heard about this?"

200ok@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I have not. I fear this unknown.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 1y (7 replies)

I need to read more Seinfeld fanfics.

SGforce@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 1y (5 replies)

The 9/11 one is classic

deranger@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Holy shit, thanks for the recommendation. I'm laughing my ass off right now.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B50l484pDaMobXI2Wk5CX0NMbkU/view?resourcekey=0-SNjGjqQNeO7e9M6sLGt9Mw

stoi@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

Can someone repost as not a drive link?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

ELAINE (to George) What’s wrong with you?

JERRY Everything.

Really sums up George Costanza 😆

camr_on@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

This is so fucking good, wow

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

This is perfect! I can see it in front of my eyes. I didn't realize Seinfeld would work as a written genre

stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

PawnStars: "Best I can do is AIfic"

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 12 pts · 1y

The entire time I was reading this, all I could think was Goatse.

cabron_offsets@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
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