Flipping tables and whipping merchants

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18 Comments

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 62 pts · 1y

FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 18 pts · 1y

He came not to be served, but to serve...

...,you your own ass!

kubica@fedia.io · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"Turn the other cheek" practice.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

A man only has two cheeks. After that, it's clobbering time!

LordCrom@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Whenever some asks 'What would Jesus do?' remind them that whipping a bitch is on the table.

mehdi_benadel@lemmy.balamb.fr · 9 pts · 1y

He gonna be distributing PAIN

ATDA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

The ACTUAL first miracle was turning gym bottles into cans of whoop ass.

OpenStars@discuss.online · 6 pts · 1y

Show up at 6:00 to find out!

nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 1y

Oh… fighting huh.

NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (4 replies)
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aviationeast@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

No on the Eighth day God said, the first rule about fight club is you do not talk about fight club.

NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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aviationeast@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

See ya next Monday.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

LOL, idk why this made me laugh so hard, but it really did. Well done.

InvisibleHat@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It’s for a 13 person gangbang, Last Supper reenactment.

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

"Put this piece of me in your mouth and drink my bodily fluids."

Codandchips@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Fightin' the good fight

Zier@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y

No! It's a wine & sushi party. And he walks on water for your entertainment.

werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

This fahking guy keeps trying to kiss my cheeks again! Cmon man! Its 6pm! I'll see you outside in the parking lot!

Monstrosity@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Chof God!

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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