How about yours?

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16 Comments

BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y

Try this

Venator@lemmy.nz · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's probably because your shoes are too pointy. We should all stop wearing pointy shoes, we aren't fooling anyone, we don't ride horses everywhere...

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

But pointy shoes are my sign of celibacy.

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I have plenty of space between my toes, my tongue fits perfectly in my mouth, I can breathe freely through both nostrils, and my eyes sit comfortably in my skull behind big, heavy eyelids. Gosh darn it I love breathing manually. Deep calming breaths.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Ookami38@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Okay, but how do your clothes feel against your skin?

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

...clothes?

Ookami38@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Hot.

ted@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I wear toe socks exclusively for this reason.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

My toe socks are too close to my toes though

Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Your tongue doesn't fit comfortably in your mouth

Ookami38@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Yeah, well your tongue doesn't fit comfortably in my mouth!

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y

They are spaced exactly far enough that you can fit your toes in between them ☺️

cowboydiplomat@startrek.website · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

you are now manually breathing

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

You now feel that muscle in the left side of your stomach

DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Your eyes are too tight in your face skin