I have plenty of space between my toes, my tongue fits perfectly in my mouth, I can breathe freely through both nostrils, and my eyes sit comfortably in my skull behind big, heavy eyelids. Gosh darn it I love breathing manually. Deep calming breaths.
16 Comments
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y
Try this
Venator@lemmy.nz · 13 pts · 1y
It's probably because your shoes are too pointy. We should all stop wearing pointy shoes, we aren't fooling anyone, we don't ride horses everywhere...
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
But pointy shoes are my sign of celibacy.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 1y
I have plenty of space between my toes, my tongue fits perfectly in my mouth, I can breathe freely through both nostrils, and my eyes sit comfortably in my skull behind big, heavy eyelids. Gosh darn it I love breathing manually. Deep calming breaths.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Ookami38@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Okay, but how do your clothes feel against your skin?
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y
...clothes?
Ookami38@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Hot.
ted@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
I wear toe socks exclusively for this reason.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
My toe socks are too close to my toes though
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Your tongue doesn't fit comfortably in your mouth
Ookami38@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Yeah, well your tongue doesn't fit comfortably in my mouth!
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y
They are spaced exactly far enough that you can fit your toes in between them ☺️
cowboydiplomat@startrek.website · 5 pts · 1y
you are now manually breathing
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
You now feel that muscle in the left side of your stomach
DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Your eyes are too tight in your face skin