Sex!?

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30 Comments

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 50 pts · 1y (15 replies)

Ace moment.

SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz · 34 pts · 1y (13 replies)

Imagine my surprise when I realized "people actually enjoy this? They're not all just over-exaggerating about it?? They purposefully seek it out???"

Droggelbecher@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y (11 replies)

My demi experience: yeah sure I enjoy that. I enjoy gaming too. Either is nice to have, but if I can't do it for a year, I won't be thinking about it that much, ya know? I was shocked to find out how much people think about sex, and particularly shocked that they'll see a stranger, acquaintance or friend and literally feel a desire to have sex with them? Like, how many people have imagined they're having sex with me? Ew. Don't do that to me.

KuroiKaze@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y (10 replies)

Too late

Droggelbecher@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (9 replies)

Imma spray you with one of those spaying water bottles

KuroiKaze@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y (7 replies)

Uh oh fetish unlocked

Droggelbecher@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Jokes on you, you'll have to explain that to all your future partners

Blooper@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 1y

Mmmm, in vivid detail... ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y

You sure you're demi and not ace?

Talking about fetishes is half the fun of having a new partner.

PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

They're selling spaying spray?

madjo@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y

I was 39 years old when I learned that no I’m not broken, I’m just asexual (I had never heard of the term before that). That was a good day.

damnedfurry@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I mean, it's hard to know you're ace before you become aware that sex is a thing most people want and seek, lol.

BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Disgusting.

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

It doesn't seem very hygienic to me.

zyratoxx@lemm.ee · 24 pts · 1y

There are people out there doing it in real life

Not me 😎

dan1101@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Ur mom and dad totally did it.

LifeLemons@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I always wondered how I was born, hard truth

BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Pretty sure it was this way since everyone told me the stork brought me.

WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today · 16 pts · 1y

Kinda surreal when someone gets pregnant without IVF.

Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1y

Gross

I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

"It's been going on for quite a while..."

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Perhaps it's quite fashionable.

Tudsamfa@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

It's a fad, people will come to their senses eventually.

gerryflap@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 1y

Ugh day ruined. Well y'all better enjoy it then. But please don't tell me

Valmond@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Is that background from Marble Madness??!

Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y

My girlfriend does it with her boss at work 🤢