c/dadjokes · by owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 1yMy wife didn't seem to like it when I whispered sweet nothings to her I told her I ate all the candy. Maybe I'm doing it wrong? 37 points · 3 comments · view on lemmy.world
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Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
That's not nothing! That's EVERYTHING!!!
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Well, now, hold on. Let's hear him out. Maybe he ate all the leftover candy corn from halloween that nobody wanted.
.......from halloween 2022.
steventhedev@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Jokes on you - they were sugar free.
Enjoy turning your guts inside out for the next day