It's to your exact specification

Mitch Hedberg - Beds

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19 Comments

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 48 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I appreciate the prince poster.

watson387@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y

I looked in the comments for this exact post. :D

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 46 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Air mattresses are great if you wanna sleep on the floor, but not right away.

1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I sleep on the floor with a mattress and a boxspring.

Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Floor spiders say thanks!

1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

I am friends with the spiders.

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y (3 replies)

It's rude to interrupt the king during karaoke.

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

time to fuck shit up and blow up a flying ship

NielsBohron@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y

slow clap

Edit: and I didn't even notice the Prince poster the first time

Mothra@mander.xyz · 11 pts · 1y

This took me longer to understand than I'd like to admit

janus2@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y

Life pro tip: a cheap foam topper turns any intact air mattress into a pretty decent bed. I'd say it's an upgrade from 3/10 to 6/10. Not a great night's sleep, but a good one. Your guests will appreciate.

21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y

Does that mean the twin is meant for two cause last time I did that me and the other individual ended up exchanging bodily fluids and I honestly don't see how that's avoidable in that small of a space intentional or not.

papalonian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Am I the only one who actually likes air mattresses?

Katana314@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Apparently, they’re terrible for cold climates since the lack of material fails to retain heat.

Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y

I hate having to wake up in the middle of the night to refill it. I don't mind it when it's full.

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

The worst of all are air mattresses for 2 people. Constant movement and if you're not careful enough it's like that:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v0uc0xE_tuo

DjMeas@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Super clever! I loved it!