Canadian Man Crowned King of Spreadsheets at the 2024 Microsoft Excel World Championship
https://gizmodo.com/canadian-man-crowned-as-king-of-spreadsheets-at-the-2024-microsoft-excel-world-championship-2000537901
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Susaga@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 1y
How did he manage to fit the award ceremony into his busy schedule of having sex with beautiful models? ...Probably with a spreadsheet, now I think about it.
MightyCuriosity@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y
The sheet was not the only thing being spread
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y
I can’t even make fun. Not because he’s a fellow Canadian. Because they hand out that sick belt.
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
But only $ 5,000? Come on Microsoft!
Empricorn@feddit.nl · 18 pts · 1y
Was he legally required to appear as a stereotype?
Dadifer@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Yes
nichtburningturtle@feddit.org · 7 pts · 1y
As is his duty.
tsuchino@reddthat.com · 16 pts · 1y
They call me the king of the spreadsheets. Got em all printed out on my bedsheets. -Weird Al
shalafi@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
I find it stunning that some people are so intelligent. Excel isn't merely a matter of memorizing rules and lots of practice/experience. You truly have to be sharp as hell to get on this kinda level.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y
We can leave our company database in his hand.
Our company database is an excel sheet.
floofloof@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 1y
That's a funny photo caption.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
"Michael Jarman, ceremonially situated between two distinguished event representatives,"
…
"Michael Jarman, strategically positioned in a central location with one individual stationed to his immediate left and another to his immediate right,"
hemmes@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
The article embedded what appears to be the entire tournament… Nearly 7 1/2 hours lol.
No doubt about it, though, that intro track is absolutely lit
cabron_offsets@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
crawancon@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 1y
Mbourgon@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 1y