c/schizoposting · by hihi24522@lemm.ee · 1y

YOU HAVE A nAnO CHiP On yOUR BODY.

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/16229238

Beneral disease rule

80 points · 16 comments · view on lemmy.world

16 Comments

Godort@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

As we all know, no one died from any diseases before the 1940s so it must be true.

Bro it clearly says "more than 200 years of computer virus" so obviously this conspiracy goes so deep that the history of the computer is false to us.

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It must suck to have the disease that makes you tell everyone how stupid you are. That shit is a secret.

adarza@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

it's often carried by certain caps that are red in color. but in this case--drugs and a generation of republican-led cuts to public education funding are the likely culprits.

Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

This is either satire or this person is a paranoid schizophrenic.

hihi24522@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

When in Rome…

Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y

Oh. I did not know what sub I was in lol

YungOnions@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'm a computa! Stop the downloadin'!

sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y

And then you said -- and then I done it...

sudo42@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

So, the new Surgeon General’s daily driver?