Bidenblast

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Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 67 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Thank you op for inspiring me to make this today

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 42 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Joeわりだ !

Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 1y

BAJA BIDEN

Driveway4964@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Homelander Moment

You don't speak for us!

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 1y (8 replies)
> 2025
> Trump's inaurguation day
> Liberals are crying
> Biden and Kamala just lets him become the president
> Obama nowhere to be found
> He suddenly appears flying
> "I hereby deny the inauguration of Donald J Trump"
> Secret services tries to stop him
> He screams "Obama beam" and evaporates them with a laser beam from his mouth
> "Can we stop fascism? Yes we can!"
> He then Obama beams Trump, JD Vance, and most of the architects of Project 2025
> Biden's eyes glow red, screams the F-slur at Obama, and starts to fly
> The two are fighting each other in the air, massive projectiles are damaging the capitol hill
> Biden screams "When they go low, we go high! Just give them a chance and work with them."
> Obama screams "This got us nothing but suffering, pain, and the rise of fascism! I shouldn't only put my own justice there, but greatly expanded the Supreme court!"
> They get progressively slower, and fight on the ground
> They barely can hit each other now
> Bernie Sanders and Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez jump out with hammers and sickles
> They kill both of them with those
> Bernie Sanders and AoC then takes power
> They create the United Socialist States of America on the ruins of the USA
> The USSA army then proceeds to publicly execute those who banned abortion for killing women
bruhduh@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

what's up with that nose?

HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

I think it's a character from One Piece

IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

it's greentext that wasn't written for 4chan.

1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

ValorieAF@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

But when do we get to see Obama's bankai?

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

It's already too long for a greentext story.

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y (1 reply)

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

I'm 'chargin Malaysia.

OmegaMouse@pawb.social · 22 pts · 1y

It's super effective!

IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 1y
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Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Hydro Trump

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Is that the one where he struggles to lift a small glass of water to his lips like he has hypokinesia?

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

trump dump

Worx@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y

2016 election was an inside job! Trump fuel can't melt Obama beams!

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

obamabeam

Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org · -1 pts · 1y

clintonbomb