What is the X equivalent of "Tweet"?

We all know Twitter is being rebranded as X, so we presumably should no longer be calling Tweets "Tweets", so what are they called now? The best answer gets 10 karma and a verified checkmark*

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45 Comments

ProceduralDeathLab@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 3y

X-crements

fubo@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Based on other Musk products, the answer is "sex".

"I sexed last night about pony poops."
"He sexed at me about goat groping."
"She's not sexing with me anymore."

snake@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Tesla Model S
Tesla Model 3
Tesla Model X
Tesla Model Y

Do you see it?

fubo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

"Like, omigod, you should, like, obviously be the sire of all future humanity!"
— nobody, of any gender, ever

sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz · 1 pts · 3y

Xbox series S

Sony playstation 5

Xbox series X

Holy shit

andrr_464@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

GENIUS, ABSOLUTE GENIUS

Kissaki@feddit.de · 18 pts · 3y (5 replies)

Now everything is X.

The product: X. The account and profile: X. The posts and comments and reposts: X.

Have you seen X's X? Yes I Xed it.

milkisklim@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I smurfed Papa Smurf a Smurf while he smurfed for Smurfette

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I'll just leave this here

PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 1 pts · 3y

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construct_@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 3y

So that’s why I’ve been searching for “XXX”

TheHalc@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 3y

Yes and No? Also X.

trash@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 3y (1 reply)

"tens"

construct_@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 3y

Haha, I love it. How very Roman.

who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y

eXcretions

mp3@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 3y

𝕏crements

refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 3y

X Æ 2

Brkdncr@kbin.social · 12 pts · 3y

“Tweet” is now up for grabs. All similar platforms should call them tweets.

CynAq@kbin.social · 12 pts · 3y

Xitting, pronounced "shitting"

holycrap@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Xits. The x is of course pronounced with the sh sound, just like the platform Xitter.

RustedSwitch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Let’s go with “Xarts”

IntentionallyAnon@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Elon said they’re X’s

construct_@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 3y

I'm sure he knows a lot about exes

chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

And as stupid as that is, it's even wrong. It would just be Xs. No apostrophe.

RobBanks@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 3y

It's Elon, so they'll probably be called "harambes"

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 3y

Twats

Aussiemandeus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

An xcreet

667@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y

Twerx

dumptruckdan@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y

Turts

hightrix@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

💩

tehcpengsiudai@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
KubrowShootr@dormi.zone · 3 pts · 3y

Crosses

Shdwdrgn@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 3y

twXt

negativeyoda@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Skeets

(Serious answer, I think it's Xeets)

young_broccoli@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y

pronounced as shits

icepuncher69@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y

seX

Thorny_Thicket@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 3y

Police is not going to arrest you if you just keep calling them tweets

TheMauveAvenger@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Fuck this stupid post.

construct_@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 3y

kisses your forehead

AES@lemmy.ronsmans.eu · 1 pts · 3y

So "fucks" it is then.

Shialac@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Xzibits

DeusHircus@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 3y

Tents

mp3@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 3y
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Persen@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y

Idk, but videos xvideos.

Kissaki@feddit.de · 0 pts · 3y

You have tweets, now they're your Ex