c/pics · by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 1yMy tree came from another plane of existence 510 points · 27 comments · view on lemmy.world
27 Comments
ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 1y
When you write your letter to Santa, but you’re dyslexic.
mercano@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Jack Black stared in a movie this year with exactly this plot.
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y
Was it the Minecraft movie?
mercano@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Sadly, I’m not even joking.
CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Tropic Thunder 2: the Santa Boogaloo
CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y
Seems like Satan has the right ideas because this way leaves a ton of room for gifts under the tree.
N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 1y
Krampus is a legit alternative. He does tend to eat the naughty, but I would never question someone else’s beliefs.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Who among us hasn't eaten a kid
misterdoctor@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
I ate an entire patch of kids once
iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 1y
How did they taste?
sqw@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 1y
on the acidic side
iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 1y
Maybe a little tart?
misterdoctor@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Honestly, a little sour
hayes_@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Reminds me of my childhood.
misterdoctor@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Aww baby maggotycumfart
Smashfire@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Hail Satan!
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Another Melania Christmas display that looks like a Spinal Tap album.
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Saves on the gravity bill though.
Zacryon@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
All I want for Christmas is you, Satan.
https://youtu.be/fXcLvPtxOzU?si=SgjUCI1BwnlSaxxG
octopus_ink@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!!
sanguinepar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
[Looks up Robert Smith's mobile number...]
iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
the tree should have been upside down
DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y
Sometimes being a witch can get out of hand and take over your life
mercano@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
* Kate Bush music intensifies *
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
But they are, aren't they?
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
Never mind, my phone saturation was off.
Maalus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Pink-ish I think, plus they might've said "teelights" but brainfarted to tree