My tree came from another plane of existence

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27 Comments

ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 1y (4 replies)

When you write your letter to Santa, but you’re dyslexic.

mercano@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Jack Black stared in a movie this year with exactly this plot.

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Was it the Minecraft movie?

mercano@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Tropic Thunder 2: the Santa Boogaloo

CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y

Seems like Satan has the right ideas because this way leaves a ton of room for gifts under the tree.

N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 1y (7 replies)

Krampus is a legit alternative. He does tend to eat the naughty, but I would never question someone else’s beliefs.

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Who among us hasn't eaten a kid

misterdoctor@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I ate an entire patch of kids once

iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 1y (4 replies)

How did they taste?

sqw@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

on the acidic side

iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 1y

Maybe a little tart?

misterdoctor@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Honestly, a little sour

hayes_@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Reminds me of my childhood.

misterdoctor@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

Aww baby maggotycumfart

Smashfire@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Hail Satan!

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Another Melania Christmas display that looks like a Spinal Tap album.

Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Saves on the gravity bill though.

Zacryon@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y

All I want for Christmas is you, Satan.

https://youtu.be/fXcLvPtxOzU?si=SgjUCI1BwnlSaxxG

octopus_ink@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Azarath Metrion Zinthos!!

sanguinepar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

[Looks up Robert Smith's mobile number...]

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

the tree should have been upside down

DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y
mercano@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

* Kate Bush music intensifies *

Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y (3 replies)
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photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

But they are, aren't they?

Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y

Never mind, my phone saturation was off.

Maalus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Pink-ish I think, plus they might've said "teelights" but brainfarted to tree