It's NOG SEASON boys and girls!!!!

DRINK UP!

Obligatory Simpson ref:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql13xeAIp3A

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21 Comments

Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What a day to have eyes.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 32 pts · 1y

devilish666@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (1 reply)

1000001125

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 1y

kartoffelsaft@programming.dev · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y

Enkers@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yeah, I'll just stick with the almond nog. Lol

mkhopper@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y

Almond udders may be smaller, but they're still udders.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y

The 4 penis egg is a result of selective breeding, they originally had only one penis & produced less nog.

henfredemars@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 1y

Oh my god. Ew.

KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y

Mmhh, eggnog

sag@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1y

TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Thank goodness I'm exempt on account of not being a boys and girls

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The nog doesn't discriminate

TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone · -2 pts · 1y

Your title does tho, was my point

werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

If this was a real thing, would you try it? Like would you go to the farm and milk a big eggman's teats?

guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

milk a big eggman's teats

Driveway4964@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

This is the fourth time I've had to delete my Lemmy app.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

A lifetime of seeing bilingual egg nog cartons has told me that egg nog is chicken milk.

lapislazuli@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y