Still with a knife, but carefully. These labels really just mean 'don't come whining to us if you act like an orangutan and stab a knife through the box into the item inside'.
That does take away the fun of breaking the rules when you used a knife anyway, but you make a valid point. No orangutan near the box. Right. Does anyone have a chimpanzee I can borrow?
18 Comments
Metostopholes@midwest.social · 31 pts · 1y
Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.
jenny_ball@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
loll such a cheesy line
Maggoty@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
If I don't go up the hill how do I get to skate down it at blistering speeds?
vk6flab@lemmy.radio · 12 pts · 1y
I never understood how you should open such a box, but this seems like the way forward.
gnu@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 1y
Still with a knife, but carefully. These labels really just mean 'don't come whining to us if you act like an orangutan and stab a knife through the box into the item inside'.
vk6flab@lemmy.radio · 6 pts · 1y
That does take away the fun of breaking the rules when you used a knife anyway, but you make a valid point. No orangutan near the box. Right. Does anyone have a chimpanzee I can borrow?
nao@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
Just pull the tape?
hamburger@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y
With really long nails on your toes.
altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
Tape splitter on your safety cutter
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
O ya
RandomVideos@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y
With controlled explosives
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today · 1 pts · 1y
Snap it in half over your knee.
Abnorc@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Blunt instrument.
adarza@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
i just use a key, usually. it's about the only suitable 'tool' that i nearly always have close-at-hand.
janAkali@lemmy.one · 5 pts · 1y
Goated movie. They don't make them like that anymore.
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y
"Not for consumption?" Don't you tell me what to do, I'll eat what I want!
Million@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
Those silica gel industry big shots cant tell me what to do
altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
Would a sling blade work?