Me waiting for the first real shit of 2025

Edit: Because it apparently needs to be clarified, by “real shit” I mean serious issue. 🙃

Your concerns are touching, but my bowel movements have been regular.

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36 Comments

SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I am currently on the toilet as I type this comment making 2025 a brown year to start

timeisart@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I read your comment currently sitting on the toilet

SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

May it be a brown year for us all!

biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

Amen brother, I'll piss to that

TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Hello fellow shitters

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y

First shit of the year for me 👍

Birch@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 1y (4 replies)
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Willy@sh.itjust.works · -3 pts · 1y
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hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · -8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I wouldn't consider that a "real shit", as it doesn't really seem to have that large of an effect.

Chocrates@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

It happened 7 hours ago, give it time to blow up.

PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I've still not taken my first shit of 2024

coaxil@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You been constipated for a full year? I'm no doc, but I think that might be a go see the doctor time. ;p

Dagnet@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I don't know man, seems like he is full of shit

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Either way they’re full of shit.

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Holding your poop in WC 2024

PixellatedDave@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I am 3 out. Feels good man.

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 24 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Whoever made this gif is a genius

AtariDump@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Just wished they used more pixels

Willy@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y

and more than 256 colors

nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

best doctor imho

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Anyone have a bingo card ready?

Snowclone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Mine are all different levels of ''now women have to report their period to the government'' ''now I have to have a special seperate ID white people don't have to or I'll be stripped of my citizenship and deported to a county I'm not from and have never been to'' and ''now police use robot dogs to plant evidence''

jim3692@discuss.online · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I got pooped by a bird just 5 hours after 2025 came

the_tab_key@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y

Must have been a big bird to poop a live human.

Snowclone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Lines are drawn, the players against the line, now we find out who is man... and who is dead.

Matombo@feddit.org · 15 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Elon musk now fucking up european politics too?

Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

They've been fuckin themselves up for years. He's just now in a position to really "insert" himself.

Matombo@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y

fair point, thanks lindner

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

Cybertruck explosion in front of Trump’s Las Vegas building, allegedly killing driver.

Gunman drives truck into crowd celebrating in New Orleans, killing and injuring many.

10 killed in mass shooting in Montenegro.

12 more killed by Israeli air strike in Gaza, including kids.

Puerto Rico lost their power grid.

US drug makers are going to price hike over 250 different drugs.

Pick which ones are serious enough for you.

Rubisco@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 1y

frostysauce@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

No pixels were used harmed in the production of this gif

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y

I recommend laxatives

Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

16-bit gif?

glitchdx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

loads faster

Zementid@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 1y

Last year it was that train derailment with a chemical catastrophe "like chemical Chernobyl"... or was this 2023???

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y

world falls to pieces

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Remember the Australian wildfires? That was some real shit from 2020.

Glad nothing else happened that year.