I get roast turkey from the deli for my cats. I always tell them "shaved as thin as possible". I know it sucks and I'm sorry. But if the cats get big pieces they'll take it elswhere in the house to eat it and sometimes forget about it and then I find 2 month old rotting turkey behind the couch.
This reminds me when I was at a coffee shop where I ordered some hot coffee drink with milk. I don't remember what kind it was, but the barista brought out a big cup with a small coffee shot in it. Then she said something which I somehow didn't hear, so I just nodded and said "yes". She started pouring the milk into the cup. I just watched.
She continued to pour. Slowly.
After a few seconds, she raised her eyes up to me, still pouring the milk. I was starting to wonder how much milk this drink was supposed to have. I could see her starting to have more of a worried look while she filled up the last bit of the cup.
Finally she stopped. A full cup. I took the drink, said thanks and left.
When I tasted it, I noticed that the drink was incredibly weak. Then I realized that the barista had asked me to say stop, but I just made her basically make me a full cup of hot milk.
This was reported for potential harassment.
Just to clarify for other users, doctor's sausage is a Russian sausage.
It's pretty similar to saying "damn, you don't know spam when you see it? Shit.." (spam has a similar history...kind of)
I am 99.999% sure that's a made up story with an unrelated picture. Deli slicers have numbered settings and they aren't inches. Also that isn't 5 inches that is maybe 2 inches.
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TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 141 pts · 1y
SARGE@startrek.website · 59 pts · 1y
Psythik@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Los Locos kick your ass, Los Locos kick your face; Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!
Psaldorn@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
He is leaking battery fluid!
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y
I get roast turkey from the deli for my cats. I always tell them "shaved as thin as possible". I know it sucks and I'm sorry. But if the cats get big pieces they'll take it elswhere in the house to eat it and sometimes forget about it and then I find 2 month old rotting turkey behind the couch.
shani66@ani.social · 7 pts · 1y
Anyone who says shaved gets thrown on the slicer themselves!
isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
Five alive
HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Does not-sober you want a #5 with cheese and a sauce?
weeeeum@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y
I hate when your asked to choose a number on a completely arbitrary scale your are completely unfamiliar with.
Leave the scale for the regulars, and just accept "less, medium/normal, more"
dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee · 35 pts · 1y
This reminds me when I was at a coffee shop where I ordered some hot coffee drink with milk. I don't remember what kind it was, but the barista brought out a big cup with a small coffee shot in it. Then she said something which I somehow didn't hear, so I just nodded and said "yes". She started pouring the milk into the cup. I just watched.
She continued to pour. Slowly.
After a few seconds, she raised her eyes up to me, still pouring the milk. I was starting to wonder how much milk this drink was supposed to have. I could see her starting to have more of a worried look while she filled up the last bit of the cup.
Finally she stopped. A full cup. I took the drink, said thanks and left.
When I tasted it, I noticed that the drink was incredibly weak. Then I realized that the barista had asked me to say stop, but I just made her basically make me a full cup of hot milk.
marzhall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Sounds amazing to me
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
Goddamnit, this unlocked a memory of a kid in middle school eating a can of spam with a spoon.
nialv7@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
.... I still do that.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1y
Poor life choices. There's a difference
kylua@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I eat up internet's spam. With no spoon
drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ2QWsNG71s
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y
Child abuse
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 27 pts · 1y
Thiccccc meat
BatrickPateman@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
Germans know the rule:
"Wenn die Wurst so dick wie's Brot ist, ist's wurst wie dick das Brot ist."
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe · 19 pts · 1y
Isn't five 5mm?
TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 1y
pixelscript@lemm.ee · 38 pts · 1y
Ah. So it's a gauge system. Like steel plate or copper wire thickness.
5-gauge ham.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 1y
Sounds like it would be fired from a hilarious, disgusting, and enormous shotgun.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
That'd be 2 inches tho
lemonmelon@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
Nah, 5mm is a fifth of an inch. 5cm would be 2 inches.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y
I can't read 😑
shani66@ani.social · 16 pts · 1y
Never got going to the deli and getting bologna, If I'm going to a deli I'm getting something good.
ch00f@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Anxiety soon to be met with high blood pressure.
glitchdx@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
fry that bitch in butter
Cethin@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
Fry it for sure, but you shouldn't need to add an extra fat. You always can if you want, but bologna fries really well on its own.
Jumi@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
I'm feeling sick just by looking at this abomination
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Looks like you won. Enjoy your sandwich, King.
twinnie@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 1y
What kind of meat is that? It looks disgusting.
Rekonok@sh.itjust.works · 55 pts · 1y
midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
A more apt description of deli ham I have not heard.
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe · 4 pts · 1y
It's the rare delicacy baloney steak.
spujb@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 1y
the blake
Agent641@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
It is meat. Ask no further questions.
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
The kind named after an European town?
azi@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
сука... not know doctor's sausage when you see it, блин?
PeachyMcPeachface@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
This was reported for potential harassment. Just to clarify for other users, doctor's sausage is a Russian sausage. It's pretty similar to saying "damn, you don't know spam when you see it? Shit.." (spam has a similar history...kind of)
kerrigan778@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I am 99.999% sure that's a made up story with an unrelated picture. Deli slicers have numbered settings and they aren't inches. Also that isn't 5 inches that is maybe 2 inches.
wolfpack86@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
The picture only claims it's 1" thick ...
kerrigan778@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Oh, so it does lol, I'm dumb. Tbf that is also not what a 5 looks like on any slicer I'm aware of. Usually it's a frequently wrong scale based on mm
GeneralVincent@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Idk that looks like 5 inches to me, maybe even 6
7uWqKj@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
What’s the problem, looks just about right.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 3 pts · 1y
Looks delicious
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
the perfect amount
nesc@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 1y
I not sure what is this thing but it's not meat.
7uWqKj@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Judging from looks and thickness, it could be Leberkäse, delicious 😋
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leberk%C3%A4se
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Pink slime
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Tell em to fry that sucker and throw some mustard on it
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y
This guy knows how to make a sandwich