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c/aneurysmposting · by Lacanoodle@literature.cafe · 1y

Thanks

321 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world

18 Comments

DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works · 85 pts · 1y (3 replies)

It started out so strong.

SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Engrish to Ngrrrrrsh

M137@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

It's just English the first sentence.

echodot@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1y

I think that's the ketamin kicking in.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 52 pts · 1y

You can feel that blood clot really wedging itself in there.

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y

Looks like they scanned the original with an OCR but I wonder what really happened.

GrindingGears@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (4 replies)

You just know when you read something like this, whatever you bought is going to be a POS. This is pretty much an instant return for me.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I got a prostate massager with an instruction manual like this and it makes me shoot fat ropes every time.

TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y

Your mom's the best

seathru@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 1y

This is pretty much an instant return for me.

Exactly. Because you know they are going to refund your money and let you keep it.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Ironically, there are a lot of solid products online that for whatever reason just refuse to use competent translators for their descriptions and pamphlets.

Pika@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 1y (2 replies)

if this was from amazon I'm pretty sure reason code other forces the shipping cost onto the consumer, it's not surprising they want that

InFerNo@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Never heard of that before. Is that a US thing?

Pika@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

possibly, I just know specific return codes change who does shipping, like a defect shoves shipping bsck on the seller

sgh@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It almost feels like plausible deniability like No, mr. Amazon, we didn't tell the customer how they should refund this item.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Nah, they just refuse to hire a translator.

Hugin@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

This feels like a condensed version of what a teacher must go through when reading a lazy students 3 page paper.

felixwhynot@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Rofund