My neighbour's askin' why I'm limping down the way
And who that fella was who came by yesterday
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
'Coz frankly there is nothing I can say
There is a thick gauge wire in the radio, television and film industry that's commonly referred to as horse cock. I worked a bit in radio and heard one of the techs setting up a booth yell to another bring me that horse cock and did a double take. I learned something that day.
28 Comments
problembasedperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 54 pts · 1y
So the wish was I want to ride a horsecock?
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 1y
My neighbour's askin' why I'm limping down the way
And who that fella was who came by yesterday
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
'Coz frankly there is nothing I can say
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y
In case anyone's ears haven't been blessed by the musical majesty of "No Cock Like Horse Cock".
Truly a piece to rival Mozart and Wagner.
Kitathalla@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 1y
It's so stupidly happy sounding and catchy! I find myself humming the tune when I really, really shouldn't.
rickdg@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 1y
the plot chickens
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
The genie saved you from a lifetime of back pain and the potential of a stroke every time you lose your erection.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 1y
You've got it backwards: it's when you HAVE an erection that you give it a stroke..
Cheems@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I don't have back pain, but I always have the potential for a stroke when I get an erection
forgueam@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
Me riding a giant horse cock after the genie misunderstood my wish.
dh3lix@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
This is... impressive.
JoShmoe@ani.social · 16 pts · 1y
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing. Give it a lick.
dh3lix@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Great... i have this one now stuck in my head again.
JoShmoe@ani.social · 1 pts · 1y
Comes with the territory
rhythmisaprancer@moist.catsweat.com · 12 pts · 1y
This makes the horse-sized chicken/chicken-sized horses thing more interesting.
madjo@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 1y
This is more useful anyway.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
Damn hard of hearing genies! You think I asked for a tiny, 12 inch pianist?
Shard@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
The genie made no mistake. He knew exactly what he was doing.
CEbbinghaus@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I don't think this genie misunderstood your request whatsoever...
snugglebutt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
the giant horse conch weighs over 11 pounds
Coreidan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Maybe the Genie didn’t misunderstand you but instead he’s just an insufferable cunt who fucks up your wish instead just to be a miserable ass?
Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
There is a thick gauge wire in the radio, television and film industry that's commonly referred to as horse cock. I worked a bit in radio and heard one of the techs setting up a booth yell to another bring me that horse cock and did a double take. I learned something that day.
dh3lix@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Wow...just...wow.
scutiger@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
There's no cock like horse cock
Nougat@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1y
Or so right.
TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
I'd like that horse cock
EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
You know, I hear Morrissey rides one of those (CockHorse). Warlock Pinchers. Morrissey rides a cockhorse
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
No, there was no misunderstanding (as long as the thing also has a giant duck penis).
Luckiesock@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 1y
Oh man this almost made me pee myself