Horsecock wish gone wrong

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28 Comments

problembasedperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 54 pts · 1y (3 replies)

So the wish was I want to ride a horsecock?

Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

My neighbour's askin' why I'm limping down the way
And who that fella was who came by yesterday
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
'Coz frankly there is nothing I can say

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

In case anyone's ears haven't been blessed by the musical majesty of "No Cock Like Horse Cock".

Truly a piece to rival Mozart and Wagner.

Kitathalla@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 1y

It's so stupidly happy sounding and catchy! I find myself humming the tune when I really, really shouldn't.

rickdg@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 1y

the plot chickens

chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y (2 replies)

The genie saved you from a lifetime of back pain and the potential of a stroke every time you lose your erection.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You've got it backwards: it's when you HAVE an erection that you give it a stroke..

Cheems@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

I don't have back pain, but I always have the potential for a stroke when I get an erection

forgueam@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Me riding a giant horse cock after the genie misunderstood my wish.

dh3lix@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

This is... impressive.

JoShmoe@ani.social · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing. Give it a lick.

dh3lix@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Great... i have this one now stuck in my head again.

JoShmoe@ani.social · 1 pts · 1y

Comes with the territory

rhythmisaprancer@moist.catsweat.com · 12 pts · 1y

This makes the horse-sized chicken/chicken-sized horses thing more interesting.

madjo@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 1y

This is more useful anyway.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y

Damn hard of hearing genies! You think I asked for a tiny, 12 inch pianist?

Shard@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

The genie made no mistake. He knew exactly what he was doing.

CEbbinghaus@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

I don't think this genie misunderstood your request whatsoever...

snugglebutt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y

the giant horse conch weighs over 11 pounds

Coreidan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Maybe the Genie didn’t misunderstand you but instead he’s just an insufferable cunt who fucks up your wish instead just to be a miserable ass?

Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

There is a thick gauge wire in the radio, television and film industry that's commonly referred to as horse cock. I worked a bit in radio and heard one of the techs setting up a booth yell to another bring me that horse cock and did a double take. I learned something that day.

dh3lix@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Wow...just...wow.

scutiger@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

There's no cock like horse cock

Nougat@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1y

Or so right.

TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

I'd like that horse cock

EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

You know, I hear Morrissey rides one of those (CockHorse). Warlock Pinchers. Morrissey rides a cockhorse

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

No, there was no misunderstanding (as long as the thing also has a giant duck penis).

Luckiesock@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 1y

Oh man this almost made me pee myself