c/microblogmemes · by nifty@lemmy.world · 1yDon’t lowball yourself 442 points · 25 comments · view on lemmy.world
25 Comments
miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 1y
I enjoyed the ending.
sbv@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
A veritable happy ending, if you will.
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y
But not a toxic one, because otherwise licking would be bad.
desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y
is biting allowed
threshold_dweller@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 1y
Biting is mandatory.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
No non-consenual biting please.
mEEGal@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
where's the chaos in that ?
dmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y
qyron@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y
Do not lick me!
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
STOP LICKING THE DAMN THING!
qyron@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y
Hey! I resent that! Just because I dislike being licked does not imply I'm unpleasurable to do so!
Maggoty@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Too late. We've both been licked.
qyron@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y
NO!
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y
Hola Pedro, mi amigo.
4oreman@lemy.lol · 5 pts · 1y
shed be good prezi of the states
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
When I scream into the void my neighbor calls the cops for domestic violence. I love alone. That's how I know it's working.
nifty@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I live that typo.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Is it admire from a distance or is it lick? Because now I have a bus full of very angry-seeming people.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y
Lick the handles while admiring the others from the distance. Keep eye contact
Hackworth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Me and my brother used to annoy my mom by licking her out of the blue, she is a germaphobe and would freak out lol.
We taught my 3yo niece to do the same... until she started licking random kids lol. we had to.stop with the joke
frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 1y
The niece or the mom?
M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Yes
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Did this happen 30something years ago? If so I may have briefly dated your niece in 2017
don@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Choose insanity? Whoa, slow down with the exciting, new, and controversial takes there, Yosemite Sam! It’s Wabbit Huntin Season ™, ®, ©, & ℠ and bawgawd this Carolina Reaper-flavored hockey stick is the perfect shade of humdinger for the skateboarding wallaby living queasily in your earlobe! Slurp.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · -1 pts · 1y
Uh oh.... I wickh a khol ole an ow aye ongue eh uck! 👅🧊