Don’t lowball yourself

442 points · 25 comments · view on lemmy.world

25 Comments

miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I enjoyed the ending.

sbv@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

A veritable happy ending, if you will.

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y

But not a toxic one, because otherwise licking would be bad.

desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y (4 replies)

is biting allowed

threshold_dweller@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Biting is mandatory.

Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

No non-consenual biting please.

mEEGal@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

where's the chaos in that ?

dmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y
[ removed ]
qyron@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Do not lick me!

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)
qyron@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y

Hey! I resent that! Just because I dislike being licked does not imply I'm unpleasurable to do so!

Maggoty@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Too late. We've both been licked.

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y

Hola Pedro, mi amigo.

4oreman@lemy.lol · 5 pts · 1y

shed be good prezi of the states

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

When I scream into the void my neighbor calls the cops for domestic violence. I love alone. That's how I know it's working.

nifty@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

I live that typo.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Is it admire from a distance or is it lick? Because now I have a bus full of very angry-seeming people.

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y

Lick the handles while admiring the others from the distance. Keep eye contact

Hackworth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!

MissJinx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Me and my brother used to annoy my mom by licking her out of the blue, she is a germaphobe and would freak out lol.

We taught my 3yo niece to do the same... until she started licking random kids lol. we had to.stop with the joke

frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The niece or the mom?

M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

Yes

the_crotch@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Did this happen 30something years ago? If so I may have briefly dated your niece in 2017

don@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Choose insanity? Whoa, slow down with the exciting, new, and controversial takes there, Yosemite Sam! It’s Wabbit Huntin Season ™, ®, ©, & ℠ and bawgawd this Carolina Reaper-flavored hockey stick is the perfect shade of humdinger for the skateboarding wallaby living queasily in your earlobe! Slurp.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · -1 pts · 1y

Uh oh.... I wickh a khol ole an ow aye ongue eh uck! 👅🧊