c/microblogmemes · by nifty@lemmy.world · 1yAs good as subway gets 422 points · 9 comments · view on lemmy.world
9 Comments
qwestjest78@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 1y
That sandwich will be $30
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
You pay in grubs and bugs. The opossum looks over the writhing pile and pushes a maggot back to you. Your change.
Chewmungus@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
More of this pls
Katana314@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
I’m reminded of a scene from Thank Goodness You’re Here where the corner shop’s rat infestation advances so much they’ve just taken over the business, and as you enter the last time one of the rats has a name tag behind the counter.
Turret3857@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 1y
FinalRemix@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Their rolls are so laden with sugar, they're qualified as cake outside of the US.
Turret3857@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 1y
toynbee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Generally, it seems that subways are underground, so that makes sense.
An erstwhile co-worker would say "a low bar to stumble over."
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
tooclose104@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
That's our scramble man!
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
If he doesn't use the knife he uses to cut mayo subs to cut my no mayo sub I'm ok.
yes I'm insane and I think mayo is disgusting
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
GAME OVER - YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY.