Maybe he's just part of the "why would Jesus want the instrument of his torture-execution worshipped? that's fucked up dude"-school of thought. Then again, it would be a bit weird for a literal alien to be christian.
Krypton had its own Jesus, but they just exiled him to the Phantom Zone, so all the Kryptonian Christians wore little two-dimensional spinning squares around their necks with Jesus pressed up against them trying desperately to get out.
At that speed an object that large could fuck up a lot more than one random person (then again, it might get destroyed just passing through atmosphere, never mind 2).
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rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 22 pts · 1y
Maybe he's just part of the "why would Jesus want the instrument of his torture-execution worshipped? that's fucked up dude"-school of thought. Then again, it would be a bit weird for a literal alien to be christian.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Krypton had its own Jesus, but they just exiled him to the Phantom Zone, so all the Kryptonian Christians wore little two-dimensional spinning squares around their necks with Jesus pressed up against them trying desperately to get out.
macrua@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Zod be with you.
GraniteM@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Unless said alien was adopted as an infant and raised by church-going Kansas farmers.
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 5 pts · 1y
....and it obliterates some poor asshole 5 counties over.
"No really, how did he actually die? That's not funny."
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
More like 5 planets over. But Superman couldn't give less of a shit.
Here he is destroying life on a huge number of planets by removing them from the heat of their stars, thinking he's being a hero.
But it's okay, because it was a "dying galaxy" (not a thing).
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y
At that speed an object that large could fuck up a lot more than one random person (then again, it might get destroyed just passing through atmosphere, never mind 2).
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I don't think you understand the depths of Superman not giving a fuck. About anyone.
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y
lol, that's cold
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1y
"There's only room on Earth Prime for ONE living god!"
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
He didn’t like the competition.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Those guys know Superman was created by two Jews, right?