Oxymoronic

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21 Comments

tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 39 pts · 1y (1 reply)

There’s time for one pleasantry. Good day, sir.

M137@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

That's two.

Rhoeri@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y (4 replies)

“No time for pleasantries” isn’t a pleasantry. It’s just a statement.

chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)
Rhoeri@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

Yeah. Kinda falls in a grey area of colloquialism. I wouldn’t say it comes off as friendly on its own.

It’s more… neutral? Either way…. Didn’t mean to split hairs.

Maggoty@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

You haven't been in a situation with no time for pleasantries then. I agree as a polite excuse it qualifies. As a statement of fact you should sit down, shut up, and see what you can do to help.

nexguy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I'm not going to post a reply to this.

Wytch@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 1y

"But you just did! ...wait!"

MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 1y

tailored* response

pimento64@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

"I'm not going to dignify that with a response." isn't a pleasantry either, it's a more brief form of "Just so we're clear, I'm not distracted and I did hear you, I'm just ignoring you."

lemurian_time_sorcery@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (1 reply)

it's a response though

pimento64@sopuli.xyz · -3 pts · 1y

Use your context clues.

Boozilla@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The literal-minded still struggling with figurative speech, I see.

ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

What do you see?

FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1y
rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

No comment

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y

No time for pedantry

K4mpfie@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It's an open secret in media training that "no comment" as a response to a question is in fact a comment. Clients are usually advised to just say nothing.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I would be a terrible client for a PR firm. Media would ask me for a comment, and I'd make up some goofy sound effects they could quote.

K4mpfie@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y

"What do you say about the rape allegations against you?"

"Womp Womp"

SuiXi3D@fedia.io · 1 pts · 1y

That's a good NOFX song...