Yeah, Putin -> Kadyrov -> Chechen UFC fighters -> Dana White (head of the UFC) -> Joe Rogan and the alt-right types -> Mark Zuckerberg.
Zuckerberg going from Libertarian patent thief to alt-right Jujitsu fan was kind of inevitable, given the above chain of "Sportswashing", where UFC is part of pushing Russian style anti-woke Manosphere crapola.
It is now time to remove the fact checking part of these posts and only include the very legitimate reports of his misdeeds, like the time he murdered a baby seal and wore its head as a hat during a boardroom meeting.
I was the ostrich, so I'm making a callout post on my lemmy dot com. Mark "Suckerberg", you got a small dick. It's like the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.
29 Comments
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 70 pts · 1y
Allegedly.
YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip · 34 pts · 1y
It's a three-man job to fuck an ostrich.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
It was a sick ostrich
kn33@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Allegedly
Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y
Bad gas travels fast in a small town
69420@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Pitter patter...
Grimy@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
I Suppose.. If ya really wanted to get to the bottom of it.. We could find someone.. Someone who farms Ostriches
YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 1y
I don't think we need to invite them, though.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
I heard it was a sick ostrich.
Furball@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
No it actually happened I was there
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
You’re Boots?! I thought you didn’t talk.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 36 pts · 1y
We need more credible fake news.
"On a call with investors, Zuckerberg admits that their inroads into China are falling short of expectations and is considering exiting the market."
Hit him in the wallet, not the scrotum.
Harvey656@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Why not both?
metaStatic@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 1y
I hear deep fakes are getting pretty good
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
How about the first episode of Black Mirror?
Nougat@fedia.io · 34 pts · 1y
That’s impressive, fucking an ostrich with a rat penis.
ApeNo1@lemm.ee · 32 pts · 1y
EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Have my upvote
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Aw come on. Let's not just tell blatant lies. The ostrich fucked Zuckerberg, get your facts straight people
DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Yeah, Putin -> Kadyrov -> Chechen UFC fighters -> Dana White (head of the UFC) -> Joe Rogan and the alt-right types -> Mark Zuckerberg.
Zuckerberg going from Libertarian patent thief to alt-right Jujitsu fan was kind of inevitable, given the above chain of "Sportswashing", where UFC is part of pushing Russian style anti-woke Manosphere crapola.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbDlCOoMZfs
droporain@lemmynsfw.com · 9 pts · 1y
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y
No way Dee Reynolds would let him near her And she bangs everyone
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
It is now time to remove the fact checking part of these posts and only include the very legitimate reports of his misdeeds, like the time he murdered a baby seal and wore its head as a hat during a boardroom meeting.
mrfriki@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Poor ostrich…
inlandempire@jlai.lu · 7 pts · 1y
DM me for the video
vk6flab@lemmy.radio · 5 pts · 1y
"For" or "With"?
CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y
Yes.
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
I was the ostrich, so I'm making a callout post on my lemmy dot com. Mark "Suckerberg", you got a small dick. It's like the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.
greenhorn@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
Bad gas travels fast on social media
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
toofpic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Allegedlys
enbyecho@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I heard he's going to get a divorce so he can marry the ostrich.