I heard he had a rib removed but still couldnt suck it, so he had a rat penis extension added on and now he can put it in his mouth if he moves his curly locks out of the way
I actually think the reason he and Space Karen act the way they do is because they know they can buy a lot of things, but they can never buy being cool, and that bothers them both a LOT.
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thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 74 pts · 1y
I heard he had a rib removed but still couldnt suck it, so he had a rat penis extension added on and now he can put it in his mouth if he moves his curly locks out of the way
Trilobite@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
I heard even after the extension he was only sucking on a pube
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y
the embarrassment killed him....
F
someguy3@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 1y
Community notes: fake, Androids have no need to autofellatio.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 1y
It was trying to plug its power output plug into one of its power input sockets to get "free electricity".
bcgm3@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
ccunning@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y
Question: How can a mouth on the head of a penis suck itself?
Did he recently become locked in the back of his stretch limo?
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1y
You gotta so some thinking with portals.
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
It’s penises all the way down.
bcgm3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
He's got the budget t solve this dilemma and you know this.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 1y
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Oh gosh I made a faux pas.
Arcity@feddit.nl · 0 pts · 1y
So we are allowed to misgender cis people now?
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
Nah, you're right. Even for the misinformation joke.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 1y
Damn you OP, I instantly went to check if he was actually dead and now I'm disappointed.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Community note: it's true, he's just pulling a Herman Cain.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
It’s my elementary school gym teacher.
Mr_Blott@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 1y
djsoren19@yiffit.net · 16 pts · 1y
Nah dude, you're thinkin of Trevor Moore.
That's the guy who died having anal sex with a horse.
coaxil@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y
Mr hands!!!
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
Go fuck yourself doll licker
scbasteve7@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
Mfer looks like Logan Paul cosplaying weird Al.
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y
Weird Al-ass haircut
everett@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 1y
You just gonna compliment the guy like that?
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y
Oh sorry. That was meant to be neutral. I would never do Al dirty like that
everett@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y
All is forgiven, but next time go with "Kenny G."
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 1y
Poor Kenny G, by all accounts he's a cool dude.
Carrot Top is available
Kben@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
He looks like a female school principal from the 80s whos not angry,shes disappointed.
Justas@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y
Complains about feminine energy while looking like a middle aged woman.
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf · 10 pts · 1y
He looks like a Jessica, no offense to other Jessicas.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I knew a Jessica with the same hair, only blonde
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 1y
What color is the hair in that photo?
Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y
His dick was in his mouth?
Balls resting on his lips.
He made it, hunhh?
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
Why's he starting to look like the Beast when he turns human?
motor_spirit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Mac@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 1y
The only relatable thing hes ever done.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Bro tried to become a real boy and instead got red pilled. Tragic.
TwentySeven@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
He came and he went
RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Now this one is believable! Lol
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1y
He looks like he’s about to start an 80s hair metal band
casmael@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Dead mark looking ready for his head transplant next I hear he’s going with a giant mosquito good luck to him to be honest
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Not cool to attribute Trevor’s accomplishments to him
Nutteman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
That's not Trever Moore, who died by asphyxiation trying to blow himself on Self Suck Saturday
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Pursuit of the noble goal takes another.
rarbg@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
Tf is this picture even
surph_ninja@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I’m not sure a guy who has actually aided in multiple genocides is going to get his feelings hurt with these schoolyard insults.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
I actually think the reason he and Space Karen act the way they do is because they know they can buy a lot of things, but they can never buy being cool, and that bothers them both a LOT.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y
It's that all-too-common neck snap that got him. The trick is to roll forward, not lie backward. He'll be missed! /s
growingentropy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 1y
I don't know why everyone wants Meta to stay in the "reality policing" business.
That's one of the first things a dictator/fascist would go after. It inherently controls your reality.