He died trying to suck his own penis, RIP.

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46 Comments

thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 74 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I heard he had a rib removed but still couldnt suck it, so he had a rat penis extension added on and now he can put it in his mouth if he moves his curly locks out of the way

Trilobite@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I heard even after the extension he was only sucking on a pube

thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y

the embarrassment killed him....

F

someguy3@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Community notes: fake, Androids have no need to autofellatio.

fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It was trying to plug its power output plug into one of its power input sockets to get "free electricity".

bcgm3@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

ccunning@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Question: How can a mouth on the head of a penis suck itself?

Did he recently become locked in the back of his stretch limo?

Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1y

You gotta so some thinking with portals.

disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

It’s penises all the way down.

bcgm3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

He's got the budget t solve this dilemma and you know this.

VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 1y (4 replies)
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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

Oh gosh I made a faux pas.

Arcity@feddit.nl · 0 pts · 1y (2 replies)

So we are allowed to misgender cis people now?

VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
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VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

Nah, you're right. Even for the misinformation joke.

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Damn you OP, I instantly went to check if he was actually dead and now I'm disappointed.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

Community note: it's true, he's just pulling a Herman Cain.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It’s my elementary school gym teacher.

Mr_Blott@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 1y
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djsoren19@yiffit.net · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Nah dude, you're thinkin of Trevor Moore.

That's the guy who died having anal sex with a horse.

coaxil@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y

Mr hands!!!

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y

Go fuck yourself doll licker

scbasteve7@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y

Mfer looks like Logan Paul cosplaying weird Al.

RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Weird Al-ass haircut

everett@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 1y (3 replies)

You just gonna compliment the guy like that?

RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Oh sorry. That was meant to be neutral. I would never do Al dirty like that

everett@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

All is forgiven, but next time go with "Kenny G."

thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 1y

Poor Kenny G, by all accounts he's a cool dude.

Carrot Top is available

Kben@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y

He looks like a female school principal from the 80s whos not angry,shes disappointed.

Justas@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y

Complains about feminine energy while looking like a middle aged woman.

GooberEar@lemmy.wtf · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

He looks like a Jessica, no offense to other Jessicas.

thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I knew a Jessica with the same hair, only blonde

GooberEar@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 1y

What color is the hair in that photo?

Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y

His dick was in his mouth?

Balls resting on his lips.

He made it, hunhh?

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y

Why's he starting to look like the Beast when he turns human?

motor_spirit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
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Mac@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 1y

The only relatable thing hes ever done.

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Bro tried to become a real boy and instead got red pilled. Tragic.

TwentySeven@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

He came and he went

RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Now this one is believable! Lol

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1y

He looks like he’s about to start an 80s hair metal band

casmael@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Dead mark looking ready for his head transplant next I hear he’s going with a giant mosquito good luck to him to be honest

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

Not cool to attribute Trevor’s accomplishments to him

Nutteman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

That's not Trever Moore, who died by asphyxiation trying to blow himself on Self Suck Saturday

TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Pursuit of the noble goal takes another.

rarbg@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y

Tf is this picture even

surph_ninja@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I’m not sure a guy who has actually aided in multiple genocides is going to get his feelings hurt with these schoolyard insults.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

I actually think the reason he and Space Karen act the way they do is because they know they can buy a lot of things, but they can never buy being cool, and that bothers them both a LOT.

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y

It's that all-too-common neck snap that got him. The trick is to roll forward, not lie backward. He'll be missed! /s

growingentropy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 1y

I don't know why everyone wants Meta to stay in the "reality policing" business.

That's one of the first things a dictator/fascist would go after. It inherently controls your reality.