Bathroom awards

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19 Comments

anguo@lemmy.ca · 32 pts · 1y (9 replies)

45 minutes?!

kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y

They had their phone with them.

logicbomb@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

And it won't even work if you sit on the edge of your seat.

affiliate@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (5 replies)

45 minutes is nothing where i come from

anguo@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y (4 replies)

You need to eat more fiber.

affiliate@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (3 replies)

i get more than enough fiber. i just get distracted and forget that im on the toilet

ShepherdPie@midwest.social · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Plus once your legs go numb, you can't get back up for a while.

affiliate@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

true. and then once my legs stop becoming numb i forget that im on the toilet again. it’s a miracle im ever able to leave the toilet to be honest

ShepherdPie@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y

You need this man's energy but with a toilet instead.

coherent_domain@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 1y
sircac@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

The "Brilliant ending!" without "" would ruin my experience...

Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

That’s not a flat poster, what is it made out of? 3D printed? The texture almost looks like some kind of woven fabric, but that would be a strange thing to make a sign from. But so is 3D printing, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

phorq@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Can't wit to see the ad recommendations I'll get after I searched for this, but yeah it's definitely 3d printed: https://makerworld.com/en/models/402187#profileId-303822

Albbi@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

jordanlund@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
over_clox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)
hOrni@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Seriously, who even poops at home, when You can do it at work, and get paid for it. Sometimes, I'll even hold it through the weekend.

P.S. Guess where I wrote this comment.

ShepherdPie@midwest.social · 2 pts · 1y

Work has stalls with big gaps and single ply sandpaper for toilet paper. I'll always choose to poop at home unless it's an emergency.

Mixel@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y

I need the STL file for this!