People are literally stealing grass in this neighbourhood

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lynny@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 3y (5 replies)

Lawns were a mistake

joelfromaus@aussie.zone · 20 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Lawns are a passion hate of mine. I bought a house and land package that has lawn front and back and it's the most useless waste of land. I'd rather the house be further forward with a bigger shed in the back yard but instead there a plant that require constant cutting/watering. My ex was the one who wanted to keep it and now that she's gone I'll look at landscaping the yard to rocks and native flora.

Ralphensnitch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

What's the status of that project? That's a lot of work but way nicer than lawns once finished

hydra@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

try wooden mulch, it does wonders in drier climates.

anaximander@feddit.uk · 15 pts · 3y

As a space behind your house where kids can run about and play, that is safer and nicer to look at than a concrete or bare-earth yard, then I totally support it, particularly if you're in a climate where they don't need much help. As a big pointless expanse to look at and not use for anything, or in parts of the world where keeping the lawn requires massive effort and expense and continual watering, it's a huge waste. And if you're going to have a lawn, at least put some flowerbeds around with pollinator-friendly plants.

My garden has a lawn, because I have a toddler. It also has deep borders stuffed with plants, and at this time of year you can't go half a minute without seeing a bee or a butterfly or something. Also, in this part of the world I don't have to do much to keep it looking good, besides mowing it and chucking a bit of seed on the occasional worn spot.

Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi · 3 pts · 3y

Give me moss or wood chips.. or mossy wood chips.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 3y

You: "Touch Grass"

You, later: "Not like that"

LovelyCupcake@feddit.de · 31 pts · 3y (3 replies)

That's some sad looking gras

average650@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y

It looks like sod that didn't really take.

STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

Agreed. Maybe if you tell the grass a joke you might be able to cheer it up.

hemmes@lemmy.one · 8 pts · 3y

That’s some sod looking gras

FTFY

SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 3y (4 replies)

This is Spezs fault somehow

Evono@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Spez needed to touch gras so he stole some.

tappyturtle@programming.dev · 3 pts · 3y

The grass would probably spontaneously combust from his body odor before he has the chance to touch it

President_Pyrus@feddit.dk · 3 pts · 3y

Always is

glibg10b@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

Fuck /u/spez

Trekman10@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Should plant something more wild and ecological anyways 😔

b_crussin@kbin.social · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)

r/NoLaw- oh wait

savoy@lemmygrad.ml · 8 pts · 3y

No to lawns! Yes to native plants!

Izzent@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3y

They're just taking it inside so they can touch grass from home.

torafugu@kbin.social · 17 pts · 3y

Those gangs are literally stealing turf!

Sabzhero@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Is this really MILDLY infuriating…

roddy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Mildly infuriating probably because it's not their own grass

Sabzhero@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Fair point

MxM111@kbin.social · 9 pts · 3y

My guess, the reverse is true - people fixing the lawn

MoltenBoron@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

Perhaps an equine-deficient, bean-abstainer was in need of a lift, and well you know how that old saying goes...

planetexpress@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Where is this?!

Player2@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 3y

I think I remember it being Brazil based on this post on another site

floorpigeon@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I saw some blocky cows go by that way

fedev@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I expected as much, Minecraft cows did it.

Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi · 1 pts · 3y

Pretty sure it was the Minecraft Sheep - cows don't eat grass in Minecraft

DreamHollow4219@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Really weird. I can't imagine there's a practical reason for this. Or maybe people are trying to steal pieces of lawn to grow their own?

roofuskit@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y

Sod is expensive right now. These are clearly fresh patches of sod laid down which is why you can see they're in a pre-cut grid. Someone who needed some sod stole their sod.

Morcyphr@lemmy.one · 5 pts · 3y

Can they please come steal my grass?

/Nolawns

digitalgadget@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y

Sprinkle it with glitter, the herpes of the craft world

unphazed@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Jack and Jill ar it again?

nsmnc@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
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ch1cken@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
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polaroid@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y

It's always greener...

lynny@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
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2scoops@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Probably a couple local gangs having a turf war. I’ll see myself out….. :)