This opens up a whole world of a Medusa with stone people armor. Her followers embracing different parts of her body and then they gaze into her eyes to become permanent protection.
They never did clarify, did they. I bet it's marble. Would explain why there's so many marble statues from that era (in a more fun way than reality, anyway!)
Pretty sure she could find a way of breaking your statue body. She could just lean and tip you over; that’d probably be enough to create a fracture and then she can get free.
48 Comments
rockerface@lemm.ee · 129 pts · 1y
If I'm close enough for a hug, I'm already rock hard
poVoq@slrpnk.net · 45 pts · 1y
A rule 34 enjoyer it seems 😏
taiyang@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
Tis the year of the snake, baby
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Yes, the one-eyed yogurt-slinging trouser snake.
z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml · 103 pts · 1y
I've got a better idea, just never look her in the eye.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 60 pts · 1y
But you're still gonna be rock hard. 😏
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 1y
She’d probably just stab you or something while I was distracted. At least you’ll die doing what you loved?
Reality_Suit@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 1y
This opens up a whole world of a Medusa with stone people armor. Her followers embracing different parts of her body and then they gaze into her eyes to become permanent protection.
rockerface@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y
So, Meduzord
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Alright, calm down Zordon.
aubeynarf@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y
Contramuffin@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
Is she strong enough to break stone?
LouNeko@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 1y
Depends on what stone you turn into. Slate or lime maybe. Granate or marble, no way.
lurch@sh.itjust.works · 58 pts · 1y
taiyang@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
They never did clarify, did they. I bet it's marble. Would explain why there's so many marble statues from that era (in a more fun way than reality, anyway!)
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
This opens up a whole new perspective...
Agent641@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
The fact that so many of them are naked suggests they all thought Medusa was DTF
TheWeirdestCunt@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Their clothes could've just rotted away after 3000 years but this is the ancient Greeks were talking about so who knows
Burninator05@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Unsupported stone isn't all that strong.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
This guy thinks he's tougher than literal stone
200ok@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
I'd like a hug
Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
*hug
tomcatt360@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 1y
*hug
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
*hug
200ok@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Thanks for all the hugs 🥹
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 1y
*Hug
molten@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
*hug
brb@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
*hug
PsychologicalCannabis@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
*hug
Maalus@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
Or you just need to make her blink
OldElfin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
That was damn funny.
Croquette@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
I don't even have to click the link to know what it is.
I haven't laughed like that from a cartoon for a while. The guy is funny as fuck.
toynbee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I thought this was going to be a Doctor Who reference.
01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 1y
That was amazing! Hahahahahahahahha
Maalus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
It's an entire channel of these animations and that one is actually one of the worst ones lol
01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 1y
Mate, you're sending me down a rabbit hole lol
Tedesche@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
Pretty sure she could find a way of breaking your statue body. She could just lean and tip you over; that’d probably be enough to create a fracture and then she can get free.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
You gotta get hard and fuck her before you look into her eyes, so you have an attachment point inside as well.
Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 1y
we need a lemmy CursedComments
secret300@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y
It's your time to shine, make one
Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y
I just did: lemmy.ml/c/cursedcomments
secret300@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y
Amazing
Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 1y
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 1y
You're dead if you're that close and going for a hug.
finley@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Look at you with your facts and logic trying to make sense in this conversation. What a nerd!
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
Body of a serpent? I've never heard of that, only the snake hair.
DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
A true showerthought
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
You just use a mirror. Geez, people, read your mythology!
fubo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
As a wise man once said — everybody must get stoned.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 1y
Sounds sexy
200ok@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
moakley@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
Just watched the episode of Hit Monkey where a character does literally this.