Fun unrelated fact, in many indigenous cultures, taking things such as rocks and coral back home is considered to place a curse on your household until the item is physically returned to its original spot.
I honestly really do have a very cavemanesque reaction to rocks... I've got boxes full of em. Lol. But, the habit has occasionally turned out pretty beneficial. I'm in the habit of scanning rocks whenever I see them, and once found a 6 inch long amethyst in a gravel driveway. Somehow 3 years after moving into the house. Guess it was buried and just got uncovered, but pretty cool find.
Federal law prohibits taking stones from national lakeshores. And the US/Canada have a treaty about molesting the great lakes, altho I don't know the specifics.
But, Michigan says you can take up to 25lbs per year. So, who knows ¯\(ツ)/¯
52 Comments
Zier@fedia.io · 53 pts · 1y
Contact your doctor if your penis looks like this.
NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
The hammer penis, which is long and thin with a much larger head, has all the makings for a good nailing.
That's what my gym teacher says, at least
Zier@fedia.io · 1 pts · 1y
DIY was never so sexy!!
SoJB@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 1y
Fun unrelated fact, in many indigenous cultures, taking things such as rocks and coral back home is considered to place a curse on your household until the item is physically returned to its original spot.
NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
That's not fun at all.
Frog@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 1y
Ancient dildo
NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Let me know if your mom wants it back
NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
HEYO!
b3an@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
If it stays hard for over four hours, you might need to take it to a doctor. How petrifying.
scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech · 8 pts · 1y
Now this is the content I come to the Internet for
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
See a doctor
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
Apeman42@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Penis? No, it's a, a bicep...
cheeseburger@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
Mildy pizza-cutter
JoShmoe@ani.social · 4 pts · 1y
That’s not a penis. This is a penis. 8======D
200ok@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
If your penis was 2D, sure.
NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Mine is 2D.
2” D
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y
I desperately want that rock
NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
I've got something much smaller and softer that might disappoint you
rbn@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 1y
Username doesn't check out.
NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Take out the e in mile and that's more realistic
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y
I'll be the judge of that! Dms open ;) lmao
meliaesc@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
We really never evolved past cavemen, did we?
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y
I honestly really do have a very cavemanesque reaction to rocks... I've got boxes full of em. Lol. But, the habit has occasionally turned out pretty beneficial. I'm in the habit of scanning rocks whenever I see them, and once found a 6 inch long amethyst in a gravel driveway. Somehow 3 years after moving into the house. Guess it was buried and just got uncovered, but pretty cool find.
MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Correction, the penis you found in Lake Huron has fossilized.
NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
This is petrified dino dong.
masterofn001@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
A perfectly petrified possibly porous pecker pebble.
Coreidan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
And you brought it home for a reason
NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Don't act so high and mighty
masterofn001@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
It's a penis rock.
What more reason is needed?
droporain@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y
NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Assuredly, no.
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y
Not judging, but you'd think Lake Huron's penis would be... well, you know...
NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Wet?
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
Do it.
abcdqfr@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Hey, a hockey st-COCK-...-ITS GOT BALLS-....corvid.jay.jpg
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y
How does it taste?
NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I can't remember, I was stoned at the time.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
See if it glows under a black light! You might have scored a yooperlite!
NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I'll try, but I think Lakeport has been picked clean of Yoooerite
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
What’s a yooooblite?
NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Yooperlite. My bad. It's a UV fluorescent sedimentary rock.
Turious@leaf.dance · 2 pts · 1y
Would.
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
Good post
seathru@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y
You're probably in violation of multiple laws and treaties right now.
NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
What?
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
You've violated the Vienna Convention on Bodily Autonomy
seathru@lemmy.sdf.org · 0 pts · 1y
Federal law prohibits taking stones from national lakeshores. And the US/Canada have a treaty about molesting the great lakes, altho I don't know the specifics.
But, Michigan says you can take up to 25lbs per year. So, who knows ¯\(ツ)/¯
NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Considering I live here, you would be very hard-pressed to find a DNR officer who would enforce anything but the 25 lb rule.
kandoh@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 1y
They all do
NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
What all what?
LemmyAtEm2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I'm going to guess... They all (all rocks from lake Huron) do (look like penises)? I don't agree.
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Ass penis?