This rock I found in Lake Huron looks like a penis.

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Zier@fedia.io · 53 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Contact your doctor if your penis looks like this.

NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The hammer penis, which is long and thin with a much larger head, has all the makings for a good nailing.

That's what my gym teacher says, at least

Zier@fedia.io · 1 pts · 1y

DIY was never so sexy!!

SoJB@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Fun unrelated fact, in many indigenous cultures, taking things such as rocks and coral back home is considered to place a curse on your household until the item is physically returned to its original spot.

NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y

That's not fun at all.

Frog@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Ancient dildo

NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Let me know if your mom wants it back

NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

HEYO!

b3an@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

If it stays hard for over four hours, you might need to take it to a doctor. How petrifying.

scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech · 8 pts · 1y

Now this is the content I come to the Internet for

Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

See a doctor

HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
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Apeman42@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Penis? No, it's a, a bicep...

cheeseburger@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

Mildy pizza-cutter

JoShmoe@ani.social · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That’s not a penis. This is a penis. 8======D

200ok@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

If your penis was 2D, sure.

NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Mine is 2D.

2” D

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y (6 replies)

I desperately want that rock

NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I've got something much smaller and softer that might disappoint you

rbn@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Username doesn't check out.

NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Take out the e in mile and that's more realistic

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y

I'll be the judge of that! Dms open ;) lmao

meliaesc@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

We really never evolved past cavemen, did we?

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y

I honestly really do have a very cavemanesque reaction to rocks... I've got boxes full of em. Lol. But, the habit has occasionally turned out pretty beneficial. I'm in the habit of scanning rocks whenever I see them, and once found a 6 inch long amethyst in a gravel driveway. Somehow 3 years after moving into the house. Guess it was buried and just got uncovered, but pretty cool find.

MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Correction, the penis you found in Lake Huron has fossilized.

NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This is petrified dino dong.

masterofn001@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y

A perfectly petrified possibly porous pecker pebble.

Coreidan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

And you brought it home for a reason

NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Don't act so high and mighty

masterofn001@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

It's a penis rock.

What more reason is needed?

droporain@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Assuredly, no.

sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Not judging, but you'd think Lake Huron's penis would be... well, you know...

NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Wet?

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

Do it.

abcdqfr@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Hey, a hockey st-COCK-...-ITS GOT BALLS-....corvid.jay.jpg

RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

How does it taste?

NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I can't remember, I was stoned at the time.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (3 replies)

See if it glows under a black light! You might have scored a yooperlite!

NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I'll try, but I think Lakeport has been picked clean of Yoooerite

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What’s a yooooblite?

NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Yooperlite. My bad. It's a UV fluorescent sedimentary rock.

Turious@leaf.dance · 2 pts · 1y

Would.

therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y

Good post

seathru@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y (4 replies)

You're probably in violation of multiple laws and treaties right now.

NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (3 replies)

What?

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y

You've violated the Vienna Convention on Bodily Autonomy

seathru@lemmy.sdf.org · 0 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Federal law prohibits taking stones from national lakeshores. And the US/Canada have a treaty about molesting the great lakes, altho I don't know the specifics.

But, Michigan says you can take up to 25lbs per year. So, who knows ¯\(ツ)

NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Considering I live here, you would be very hard-pressed to find a DNR officer who would enforce anything but the 25 lb rule.

kandoh@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

They all do

NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What all what?

LemmyAtEm2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I'm going to guess... They all (all rocks from lake Huron) do (look like penises)? I don't agree.

HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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NineMileTower@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Ass penis?