Christ have arrived!

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Rostby@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 3y
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reverie@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3y

A cop pulls Christ over while he changes his wine back into water in a panic

itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Christ has driven

phar@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y

Christ will ride again

lichtmetzger@feddit.de · 11 pts · 3y

mrsgreenpotato@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I hope you didn't keep him waiting longer than 2 minutes... you don't want those charges on you, boy.

Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

Just crucify him after the trip and all will be forgiven.

avocado@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (2 replies)

If only they were driving an Accord 😔

Mbangang@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y

Actually the Hyundai is a rental for "He won’t speak on his own accord, but he’ll speak whatever he hears and will declare to you the things that are to come"

ButtermilkBiscuit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Rich men and heaven and something about camels and sewing needles - I dont know I'm not an apostle.

Kinyutaka@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

That's an imposter. Jesus drives a Honda, but he doesn't speak on his own Accord.

morgan_423@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

I, for one, am glad for the clarification that when Jesus takes the wheel, it's the wheel of a Hyundai Elantra. The ambiguity was disconcerting.