c/atheism · by genfood@feddit.de · 3yChrist have arrived! 376 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world
11 Comments
Rostby@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 3y
reverie@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3y
A cop pulls Christ over while he changes his wine back into water in a panic
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 3y
Christ has driven
phar@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y
Christ will ride again
lichtmetzger@feddit.de · 11 pts · 3y
mrsgreenpotato@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 3y
I hope you didn't keep him waiting longer than 2 minutes... you don't want those charges on you, boy.
Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y
Just crucify him after the trip and all will be forgiven.
avocado@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
If only they were driving an Accord 😔
Mbangang@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y
Actually the Hyundai is a rental for "He won’t speak on his own accord, but he’ll speak whatever he hears and will declare to you the things that are to come"
ButtermilkBiscuit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Rich men and heaven and something about camels and sewing needles - I dont know I'm not an apostle.
Kinyutaka@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
That's an imposter. Jesus drives a Honda, but he doesn't speak on his own Accord.
morgan_423@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
I, for one, am glad for the clarification that when Jesus takes the wheel, it's the wheel of a Hyundai Elantra. The ambiguity was disconcerting.