How to survive the Oceangate Titan

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Treczoks@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Amazing that science enables people without any concept of science to blab their stupidity to a world wide audience.

lars@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 1y

You should see what the politics people do!

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 50 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You just have to be faster than pressure

prembil@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Just hold your nose while you breathe out. Balance out the outside pressure, no problem!

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 21 pts · 1y

Convince your insides to not get to the outsides.

AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 1y

Someone try to convince elmo he can do this, quick!

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 1y

some oceangate level of thinking there

8000gnat@reddthat.com · 38 pts · 1y (1 reply)

the people who got crushed by the pressure just weren't trying hard enough

lars@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 1y

Is this the US motto or something?

Furbag@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y

By god, you're right anon. Let's put some extra oxygen tanks in there and send a few more billionaires down. No further action required.

python@programming.dev · 23 pts · 1y

Should've covered themselves in oil to repel the water duh

IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (5 replies)

How do you open a hatch from the inside that was bolted shut from the outside?

Redex68@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I don't think that's the main problem in this situation

Also why the fuck is this a YouTube kids video

bss03@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 1y

why the fuck is this a YouTube kids video

YT did something stupid and basically made videos "for kids" by default, because they get a LOT of views from 2-5 year olds, using their parent's devices. YT Autoplay is a physically safe way to get a toddler to be quiet and still for 30-45 minutes.

Contemporarium@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

That video is really neat. How did the implosion last for 20ms though yet the brain pain duration was 150ms?

Dkarma@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

If it crushed the hull how he gonna open the hatch even if it was bolted from then inside?

Then once he's out how his body gonna be stronger against pressure than the sub hull??

🤣🤣🤣

Default_Defect@midwest.social · 4 pts · 1y

Be built different, clearly.

anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1y (5 replies)
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MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Im 100% positive you would not get the bends had you been able to open the hatch that far beneath the surface of the water.

anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)
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MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

My only question is with the depressurization would your body turned to mist ascend or descend?

anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
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cryptiod137@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Marine snow

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 16 pts · 1y

But then they might end up getting

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 14 pts · 1y

Water is slightly compressible, and so are thick steel springs. Now imagine each vertical column of the ocean as a kilometers-tall spring. The top wire loops' weight compresses the bottom loops with great force but there is no way this compression can be released because these columns are tightly packed inside the steel ocean's volume and in every location at a specific depth there is the same pressure from the weight above. Unless... someone makes a hollow ball with atmospheric pressure inside and spirals down a spring, bearing the pressure difference between its inside and the loops of spring it's wedged between... and then cracks. Whoever is inside is not surviving that.

werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

All I could have wished for was for them to become a beautiful song in the water, but they went out with a single horrid clap.

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 1y

A rare 4chan theist

pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

You open the hatch you gonna implode. Also, I can't take it rising quickly at 20M, it would be absolute hell trying to equalize at like a hundred M quickly