The only argument I will, begrudgingly, accept

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metaStatic@kbin.earth · 44 pts · 1y (5 replies)

it most certainly IS carbonated though.

IHeartBadCode@fedia.io · 51 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Yes, but the concentration of CO₂ is about 420 ppm from 2023 measurements. Whereas your average carbonated soda is around 10,000 to 15,000 ppm. And most people call anything below 2,000 ppm flat.

Something to consider.

Maelvie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 1y

So atmosphere is not yet sparkling?

WolfLink@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

We’ll get there don’t worry! The world’s biggest corporations are carbonating the ocean as fast as they can!

rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

At the very least, we're doing our damnedest to fill the ocean with carbonic acid

whoisearth@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

Was gonna say this. Man we are so fucking the oceans. I personally feel we are past the tipping point but it's gonna be damn scary when the oceans hit their limit and there's a mass dropoff in life due to the water being inhospitable.

cholesterol@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y (9 replies)

The Earth's surface area is about 70% percent covered by water.

More than 95 percent of the water is in the oceans, and they make up less than 1 percent of the Earth's total volume.

If you go by mass instead of volume the fraction is even lower.

fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

So earth is basically barely wet, huh?

PhosphorStinkScent@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

Moist at most.

Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Very true, and although my specialty is not geology, I'm fairly confident the magma is also not carbonated.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Idk, how do you explain geysers? If you taste the water runoff, it's very clearly carbonated (and nasty with a very metallic taste).

Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

I expected most volcanic gasses (and geysers) to be largely sulfuric. After looking it up, I have to agree. The Earth is full of dissolved gasses making it not flat.

Dremor@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I'm not a geologist either, but I know there is in fact have a lot of gaz dissolved into magma.

Considering there is far more magma than water on earth, I can confidently say that eath is not flat.

Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Since I am a pedant, I would agree with you after looking up volcanic gas composition. I love how we can get to the smart stuff via dumb memes.

Dremor@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Besides molten rock, magma may also contain suspended crystals and gas bubbles.

Source : https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magma

aow@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

Ok, so it's flat and on top of another object, like a board on a wheel! The surface is flat but wobbles a bit.

ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y

Hey, we're working on it alright.

We just need to continue to pump carbon dioxide into the atmosphere and eventually all the water will be carbonated.

sloppy_diffuser@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y

humanspiral@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

We're working really hard on turning the oceans into Perrier though.

Nariom@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Drink a full glass of sea water, see if it still qualify as flat.

Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Already did. Didn't see the wave coming. It definitely made me flat and I lost my sunglasses.