I hungereth

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13 Comments

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 1y

Shakespeare would have gotten at least one dick joke in there. This is unrealistic.

mipadaitu@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Short is smart.

Suck it Billy.

SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That’s just how American people speak versus how British people speak…

MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Oi Maaaar! I'm starvin' me 'ed orf! So' me owt some grub, ya git!

shoulderoforion@fedia.io · 5 pts · 1y

for it is yearning to taste the heaven of honey bunches

Feyr@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Lies.shakespear has nothing on 3 years old on the drama department

follica@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Let it be known to my birthgiver that Mine stomach doth consist of emptiness

/iambic pentameter

vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

The loops, brother! I hunger for the loops!

emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Nothing makes you appreciate shakespeares writing like seeing someone try to imitate shakespeares writing.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Tbh I think the meme isn't creative enough about spelling

rockerface@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Me when I get paid per word

GBU_28@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y